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[paperclipchains]

A girl in my RPG got sent this e-mail:

I know this will sound weird but Ive been following that rpg youre in because I saw it linked a long time ago off and on and I saw that thred between Misaki and maeko about her watching porn and it was funny but it also made me wonder if youve ever written any erotic fanfics or something that youd be willing

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[pyrrhiccomedy]

I guess you've made it? XD

You should just make gag porn for them.

[paperclipchains]

Heeeey, what's a fandom without its creepy lurkers, right? Right.

Gag porn involving the incorrect use of cock rings, perhaps? (oh god that sounds so questionable out of context)

[pyrrhiccomedy]

Actually, that sounds really questionable even in context.

[damnthatrogue]

I just got up and this is the first thing I see?

Merry Christmas, me.

[paperclipchains]

I THINK YOUR CALENDAR IS BROKEN

[damnthatrogue]

What's more curious is why it got sent now.

If they're stalking, I'd rather talk over AIM... and tell people not to list emails in their userinfo.

[demeure]

What the craaaaaap. I mean. What. The. Crap.

Is it bad that I am equally bothered by the creeperness and the god-awful use of the English language? AT LEAST IF YOU ARE GON' BE A CREEPER, BE A WELL-SPOKEN CREEPER PLZ.

[demeure]

also i ♥ your sparkletext.

[paperclipchains]

when is there a situation that cannot be handled by sparkletext, after all?

[ansemaru]

The sparkletext makes up for it.

But, uh. KTHXBAI, CREEPER.

....also, lol, we have a fandom. A CREEPY FANDOM, BUT IT'S A FANDOM REGARDLESS.