“‘Sex Aliens Stole My Clothes’ Is Not A Valid Excuse”, Torchwood, Owen/Ianto

[paperclipbitch]

Title: ‘Sex Aliens Stole My Clothes’ Is Not A Valid Excuse
Fandom: Torchwood
Pairing: Owen/Ianto
Rating: PG-15
Word Count: 4065
Genre: Slash
Summary: “Robot,” Owen mutters under his breath, mentally willing Ianto to say something that will give him an excuse to attack him.
Author’s Notes: Set during 1x02 Day One, because it’s always fun to go old

Comments

[the_summoning_d]

XD Win. Epic, epic win.

[...] only at Torchwood can you have a fight by sexually harassing each other until someone gives in to embarrassment.

...I want to work at Torchwood. That sounds like fun.

[paperclipbitch]

*grins* Aww, thank you sweetie.

Don't we all want to work at Torchwood? I know I do... ;)

xx

[gogo_didi]

Yey! for old school

in other words, they’re going to argue over biscuits

lol, this was great :-)

[paperclipbitch]

I'm going to have to explore old school more often; it's fun!

Thank you sweetie.

xx

[paperclipbitch]

Aww, thank you honey! *grins*

[Of course there will be more Ianto/Owen, I can't keep my hands off the boys ;)]

xx

[finkpishnets]

I have missed your Owen/Ianto fics to an insane degree, I really have.

because there’s nothing like being perilously over-caffeinated to brighten up the hunt for a murderous sex alien

Hee! This is possibly my new favourite line ever.

It figures that their practically OCD teaboy would really only care about machines; after all, they hardly ever go wrong and can always be fixed when they do.

Oh, the angst!

only at Torchwood can you have a fight by sexually harassing each other until someone gives in to embarrassment.

How very true.

“I made rat jam,” Owen responds hollowly. “You poured coffee on me. A sex alien stole my clothes.”

I want to have a conversation like this, I really do.

Owen thinks about this for a moment. “I’ll have sex with you if you stop talking,” he offers

[paperclipbitch]

If it helps I've been working on two O/I fics that are becoming seriously epic length. God knows how/if I'll finish them, but anyway.

I'm glad you picked up on both the over-caffeinated and machine lines as they're a couple of my favourites. And I'm enjoying writing for season one way too much at the moment ;)

Thank you so much sweetie, I'm glad you enjoyed! And I didn't think you'd forgotten, like I said, take as much time as you need!

*sends love*

xx

[dani_the_girl]

Oh, that's so good. What ever the opposite of sweet is. I love the banter, and Ianto pouring coffee all over Owen for saying that about Lisa.

[paperclipbitch]

*grins* I think Ianto should pour coffee on people in canon, that would rock.

Thank you sweetie, I'm glad you liked!

xx

[dani_the_girl]

For lo, you don't fuck with Ianto. Maybe he can pour some on Captain John next year :)

[paperclipbitch]

I think I would die of squee if that happened. Maybe we should send a petition to the writers ;)