"If we sleep together, will I like you better?"

[paperclipbitch]

Title: Sooner Or Later I’ll Remember Why This Is A Bad Idea
Fandom: Torchwood
Pairing: Jack/Owen
Challenge/Prompt: 5drunkfics #1. Tipsy
Rating: PG-13 (just in case…)
Genre: Slash (with a big side order of crack)
Summary: While undercover at an alien-possessed wedding, Owen gets a little more than he bargained for.
Author’s Notes: Jack/Owen is full of anger

Comments

[dallin_dae]

Jack/Owen, so wrong it's so very right. I love the way you write the Torchwood characters, you always get their personalities bang on. Which is especially hard with Owen, because you have to make him likable, but also a bitchy wanker - and you do it really well!

[paperclipbitch]

... I don't think I've heard Owen referred to as a bitchy wanker before, but you're right: he is! *giggles*

Thank you so much honey :D

xx

[entangled_now]

Great Owen voice, as always, and I love the way you have him wander off and accidentally get dosed with alien drugs (as sometimes happens to the team! A lot!)

You make Torchwood funny, and dirty and yet still absolutely as close to the show as possible.

[paperclipbitch]

Thank you very much :D I had to do something to amuse myself while I was doing my coursework yesterday.

(as sometimes happens to the team! A lot!)
I do not know where the Torchwood fandom, or, indeed, the show, would be without conveniently-left-lying-about alien drugs. I think it would be a sad and desolate place.

God, I miss the show. At least it's back in a month...

xx

[entangled_now]

I do not know where the Torchwood fandom, or, indeed, the show, would be without conveniently-left-lying-about alien drugs. I think it would be a sad and desolate place.

I agree with this one hundred percent. It would definitely make writing in the fandom much less fun. I like to use these plot devices repeatedly and shamelessly! I also like to encourage other people to do the same.

I miss the show too, it makes me want to write crack, and filthy alien misadventures, and grim apocalyptic stuff. Though you do that so fantastically I haven't gotten a good one off the ground yet, damn your awesomeness! *shakes tiny fist*

[paperclipbitch]

I think that's why Torchwood is so, so much fun. Because you can have mad alien devices in a way that most other fandoms can't or shouldn't. And for some random reason, it never stops being fun. Not ever!

I miss the show too, it makes me want to write crack, and filthy alien misadventures, and grim apocalyptic stuff.
Ooh, snap, though I think I need to ease up a bit on the psycho end-of-the-world stuff, I do seem to have written quite a lot of it...

Oh come on, you do the universe's best crack ever. I am in awe of your amazingness (I had to re-read Supermarket Schizms before I even considered writing this!)

[misura]

Squee~! Loved your Owen - he's all the right kinds of bitchy and the way he described the wedding (not to mention the sheer idea of the wedding itself) was a treat to read.

[paperclipbitch]

*grins* Thank you so much honey!

xx

[macphista]

*excited claps of joy*

I loved this so much. I don't know if it was the crack, the alien rohypnol, the fact that Ianto got called a poof or if it's that your Owen is so absolutely perfect despite being drugged that I can't feel nothing but utter mischievous glee.

I love you and this fic and my day just got sooo muich better after reading this. Haha.

[paperclipbitch]

*grins* It was way too much fun to write, drugged!Owen is too lovely...

Thank you so much sweetie *hugs* Glad I could make your day better!

xx

[lonelybrit]

BWHAH! This was great, fantastic Owen voice as always. Adored the brief scene of him and Ianto, if it weren't for the fact that Ianto is too boring to drink alcohol on the job I wouldn't have put it past those two being the ones passed out together on the steps. Though if any of the girls did take a sip or two I'll bet there's a party currently ongoing at the Hub in the boys' absence. Also really enjoyed Jack's banter with Owen, so like him to seize the opportunity and selflessly take one for the team. Bravo!

[paperclipbitch]

Heh heh. *grins*

I would have loved Ianto and Owen to pass out together on the steps, but then it wouldn't have been a Jack/Owen story and my purpose would have been lost :( You've got a point, though, I bet the others are having all kinds of fun back at the Hub!

Thank you very much honey.

xxx