"And The Spiders From Mars", Doctor Who, the Doctor & Martha

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Title: And The Spiders From Mars
Fandom: Doctor Who
Characters: Ten, Martha
Rating: PG
Word Count: 1530
Genre: Gen
Copyright: *looks at you* If you don’t know, then I pity you.
Summary: Slightly AU. “Ok, so on this planet you’re some kind of rock star.”
Author’s Notes: UNADULTERATED PERSONAL CRACK; probably dreadfully written but oh well. With

Comments

[test_kard_girl]

*falls on floor*

That was HILARIOUS! I love it: especially:

"the bestselling single of all time...: You Know, In Ancient Rome They Hail Me As A God (So Why Don’t You?).”

and:

“Time on this planet is very strange,” the Doctor explains vaguely, waving an expansive hand. “The Tardis created a sort of… Timic Distortion.”

Martha considers this. “Wasn’t that the name of your first single?”

The Doctor glares at her. “Stop it.”

“Did you have groupies?”

“Stop it.”

“Is there merchandise? Can I have a t-shirt with you on it?”

“Stop. It.”

Genius! And props for linkage of Doctor Who and David Bowie :). It makes me happy.

[51stcenturyfox]

Kidnap or Seduction? The headline demands, and there’s a whole article about how she is some kind of drug-dealing evil ex-girlfriend.

Awesome. The paparazzi never stop, do they?

“I really think Jack would enjoy Omnisexual Time Agent,” Martha adds virtuously.

Techno filk, please? *typing fingers twitching*

Loved it.

[finkpishnets]

HAHAHAHAHAHA.

I love my influence on you!

This was beyond hillarious, and, seriously, “I really think Jack would enjoy Omnisexual Time Agent,” Martha adds virtuously. HAHAHA.

*giggles madly*

♥

[allyndra]

*snorts*

That was highly entertaining. I love the way Martha teases the Doctor; I enjoyed her as a companion even when she had the massive crush on him, but it makes me realy happy to think of them as friends, with her not pining for him.

Thanks for sharing!

[dimestore_romeo]

OMG OMG THE SONG TITLES.

YOU WIN FOR FOREVER. JACK MUST TOTALLY FIND OUT.

(I just went onto iplayer to find top of the pops again because I must have missed it the first time. <3)