VERY IMPORTANT QUESTIONS

[paper_tzipporah]

Poll THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE

Comments

[momebie]

WHERE'S MY ANSWER THAT SAYS 'BECAUSE VOTING AGAINST UNICORNS MAKES LISA CRY'?

[tinuvielchild]

Because zombies are overdone and I'm sick of them, that's why.

[theemdash]

The correct answer for "Why Zombies?" is "BECAUSE UNICORNS KILLED TONKS EVEN THOUGH I'M OKAY WITH THEM KILLING TONKS, BUT I'M NOT OKAY WITH THEM KILLING SIRIUS AND REMUS."

[evilsimon]

It's never about magical voodoo zombies. It's always the zombie hordes and then everyone's like OH I AM SO SICK OF ZOMBIES THEY ONLY DO ONE THING and then I go into my sad corner.

what the fuck it's like seven in the morning why am I allowed to pretend to make coherent sentences

[silencegolden]

UNICORNS.