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[paper_knight]

Unwilling to grace the network with the ~miracle~ of seahorse birth, Mark has spent the final few hours of the event hiding in his closet. Now his wall camera is making up for lost time.
It catches him sitting on his bed, elbows resting on his knees, nursing a mug of coffee. He still looks a little pale, but from the relaxed way he holds himself,

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1 HUNG3R

join me, mark.

[turn4bout]

WH3R3 YOU PR3T3ND TO B3 4 CH4R4CT3R TH4T YOU M4K3 UP
MY CH4R4CT3R 1S R3DGL4R3 TH3 DR4GONYYD L3G1SL4C3R4TOR

you should have caught him during babby!event he'd have been all over it

[paper_knight]

For fun?

A legislacerator is what, something to do with the law?

damnnn

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FOR FUN.

L3G1SL4C3R4TOR 1S ON3 OF TH3 MOST HONOR4BL3 PROF3SS1ONS ON3 C4N T4K3 UP
B4S1C4LLY 1TS TH3 PROS3CUT1NG 4TTORN3Y WH3N D34L1NG W1TH 4 TR14L
TH4TS WH4T 1 W4NT3D TO B3 WH3N 1 GR3W UP >:]

*cues law & order theme*

[paper_knight]

I see.

Not a bad profession at all.

Do you still want to be one?

http://i51.tinypic.com/34npmyv.jpg CSI is better

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TH3R3S NO WH3R3 TO B3 ON3
3V3RYON3S D34D

yessssss

[paper_knight]

Right, your planet.

I'm sorry.

exactly.

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WH4T3V3R
1 C4N B3 4N 4G3NT OF JUST1C3 W1THOUT B31NG 4N L3G1SL4C3R4TOR

if only he knew about the dragon plushies

[paper_knight]

True. You're very passionate.

he will see them soon enough

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H3H3H
W31RD WORD TO US3
BUT 1T M4K3S S3NS3
SOM3ON3 N33DS TO UPHOLD JUST1C3
1T M1GHT 4S W3LL B3 SOM3ON3 WHOS GOOD 4T 1T >:]

[paper_knight]

As long as you don't go around accusing innocent people.

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1 WOULDNT DR34M OF 1T