There is so much wrong/hilarious about this one that I don't even know where to begin. Rubberneckers? Oh yeah, "Keep it movin folks, there's nothing to see here...just some 12 storey high building man destroying the city...move along"
and...next time the city is falling to pieces in giant chunks of death all around me? Remind me to pack a fruit pie. It will be all smooth sailing from there.
I'm wondering how much of a HOSTESS monkey Ben has on his back if the garbage-bag sized pack of them he was with him while walking through midtown Manhattan is enough to feed and distract a crowd of jaded New York City "rubberneckers" who pride themselves on having seen everything already.
But yes, the hypnotic and recupritive powers of the HOSTESS SNACK PIE are something that have long gone unrecognised. That, and they supposedly have a shelf-life of 20 years, according to my buddy Roger from Monster Records. This means that someone could buy a HOSTESS pie that was baked at the time this ad actually ran in the comics and bite into it today (after they fought with the wrapping) and it would taste *EXACTLY THE SAME* as one that was baked at the same time and opened then.
But yes, is it a robot, a condo, a building, or a robo-condo-apartment-building? The mind boggles.
Where's my Hostess?tomt2July 27 2006, 10:48:17 UTC
I don't know about that. I like the lemon ones and have gotten a pretty dry/stale one on more than one occasion. Whatever happened to the peach? The 12 story man must have fallen on the only one ever made.
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and...next time the city is falling to pieces in giant chunks of death all around me? Remind me to pack a fruit pie. It will be all smooth sailing from there.
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I'm wondering how much of a HOSTESS monkey Ben has on his back if the garbage-bag sized pack of them he was with him while walking through midtown Manhattan is enough to feed and distract a crowd of jaded New York City "rubberneckers" who pride themselves on having seen everything already.
But yes, the hypnotic and recupritive powers of the HOSTESS SNACK PIE are something that have long gone unrecognised. That, and they supposedly have a shelf-life of 20 years, according to my buddy Roger from Monster Records. This means that someone could buy a HOSTESS pie that was baked at the time this ad actually ran in the comics and bite into it today (after they fought with the wrapping) and it would taste *EXACTLY THE SAME* as one that was baked at the same time and opened then.
But yes, is it a robot, a condo, a building, or a robo-condo-apartment-building? The mind boggles.
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I can blow you up a big-ass one if you'd like...
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