visitation rights.

[panicindetroit]

when you don't post anything for almost three months, people expect it to be absolutely amazing. like in mall rats when silent bob has one line at the very end, and it's not really very rad, and i'm left sort of unfulfilled. this post is a lot like that. unfulfilling for both parties. and on such a cheerful note, let me begin. i'm back in

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[bad_bestfriend]

so i guess i'll forgive you for standing me up. i GUESS. anyway, i'm trying to make my way out to chicago for my birthday, my 21st birthday, which is oct. 8. i just have to convince my boyfriend's band not to book a show that night, then i'm all set. i miss chicago. *le sigh*

[panicindetroit]

21st birthdays are radical anyway, but 21st birthdays spent with me in chicago are fucking out of control. you must not miss this opportunity. space and time depend on it. seriously.

[never_meant]

you forgot the rollerblading hookers. thats why i would visit.

[panicindetroit]

i didnt forget the rollerblading hookers, they, along with the quilted toilet paper and the hardwood floors perfect for sliding in socks, simply go without saying.

[panicindetroit]

p.s. who are you?

[ladyonfire]

you forgot to mention the north ave hookers. they're real purty. and their hair ain't cheap either!

[panicindetroit]

it was a terrible error on my part. how could i forget to praise those cornerstones of the community. hell, i spend so much money on those broads i'm probably putting their illegitimate kids through school.

[ladyonfire]

you and me both. i mean, no, not me at all. see you soon!

[panicindetroit]

are you coming for halloween?

[fragility217]

you're a myspace friend (but then again, who isn't your myspace friend...quite a list buddy...) add me?

[panicindetroit]

who are you?

me

[fragility217]

here i am...

Re: me

[panicindetroit]

well hey.