Please excuse the extremely bitchy vent

[pallidbat]

I swear, I need a sandwich board to wear until my knee heals. I get that people are trying to be nice, really I do. Just try and remember that everything I complain about, or ask you to stop doing about 3,653,221 people have done before you, so I tend to get snappish.

My dream sandwich board

1. Do not comment that my limp looks worse than normal.
   
2. If

Comments

[plazmah]

The jokes about how my husband has already started beating got old about 5 seconds after the first one.

*BOGGLES* Who the hell SAYS something like that?!

[pallidbat]

His mom was the first to bring it up. *sigh*

[plazmah]

I... *headdesk* I think my brain is busted. :P

[pallidbat]

Yeah, tell me about it. Luckily, I've been practicing my politely interested face. ;)

[loree]

The answer to 1-6: I'd rather not talk about it, thanks for understanding.

The answer to 7: See userpic.

[pallidbat]

I always knew I needed a chimp with a gun. :)

[farmishtphoenix]

Just be grateful you don't need to add #8:

"We've formed a group of God-fearing men and their submissive wives who would like to come over some night and pray over your knee. Your womb, too, if there's time."