funniest thing i've read in quite awile

[paladin256]

"Remember how 50 Cent had his own flavour of vitamin water? (I "reviewed" it a little while ago) Well, the Vitamin Water company has offered Kelly Clarkson her own flavour of the l'eau-y beverage - ON THE CONDITION that she loses some poundage. And it's not like they're kidding. Well, you know, if this is true and stuff. Overheard in a meeting with

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[grnrngr]

Happy Birthday.

[smeg_]

Ha ha what

Next you'll be telling me Calista Flockhart is too fat.