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irken_ingenuity in paixaorpg

Hang onto your butts [ Open / Active ]

Mar 14, 2011 02:36

Character(s): Zim and whomever wants to join!
Content: Zim almost escapes. almost
Setting: Zim's Base, then..who knows.
Time: Mid week 29
Warnings: You might get a headache from lulzing so hard.

( Here was this alien, trying to get back to his mission. )

pumbaa, zim, yzma, week 29

Comments 21

learntoloveem March 14 2011, 07:11:34 UTC

"Hey, are you okay?" Pumbaa trotted up next to the weird little green thing that suddenly appeared out of nowhere and rolled up in front of him. He'd just walked out of Vyers' apartment to go and get something to eat, and then this really strange white light made him go blind for a second. And now there was this small green person writhing on the ground in front of him, and Pumbaa just couldn't leave him out here like this all alone when he was so small, and those weird arms of his were doing really strange things too, so that couldn't be good, and oooooh Pumbaa just had to help him any way he could!

"There was this really weird light, and then you just fell right out of it and landed almost at my feet."

irken_ingenuity March 14 2011, 07:31:40 UTC

"Eh?" His nasally voice chimed in, his face cocking in the most ungraceful expression of aloof curiosity one had ever seen.

Then he turned around, seeing this squat brown sack of stinking meat talking to him. "Yes, yes, I'm fine, I'm fine, now go away, you stinky piece of old ham--"

His brows knitted and he paused. Wait. What? Ham? He was talking to-- "AHHHHHH!!" He screeched and pointed at Pumbaa, his ruby, pupil-less eyes wide in shock. His voice cracked a few times in the process as his mechanical legs took a few steps back.

learntoloveem March 14 2011, 07:36:28 UTC

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" The sudden screaming scared the warthog, and the only thing he could come up with to do on such short notice was to start screaming himself.

irken_ingenuity March 14 2011, 07:49:41 UTC

There was more screaming between them and he'd cocked himself out of the pig's reach before Zim came back to his senses--and it only took a few seconds--and realized that this was Paixao, where animals somehow talked. This piece of smelly ham wasn't that stupid, ugly Bloaty coming at him with a plate-o-death in the form of a saucer of pure grease, searing, painful meat, and near boiling cheese coming at him.

When his screech faded out, his eyes narrowed, antennae lowering to lay flush against his skull. "SILENCE!" He barked at the pig. This thing wasn't human, so he didn't care about not having his disguise. "Who are you?!

..And why is my map still all glitchy?" He sounded absolutely disgusted and abhorred by the fact that his gps system was still failing him. "...Is this still Paixao?" In the span of a few sentences, he went from a rude command, to a suspicious question.

violet_diva March 15 2011, 00:49:12 UTC

Frankly Yzma didn’t quite care for anyone in this city. The effects of the fog on the people didn’t seem to faze her at all, and quite frankly she didn’t feel required to help anyone in their so-called crisis. For all that Yzma knew, she wasn’t affected and neither was anyone she knew closely around here. Why should she even bother? Besides, the issue seemed to be resolving itself anyway.

So usually something really had to catch Yzma’s eye to draw her attention to another individual. Which was what seemed to be happening right at this very moment. There was a quick flash of light and moments later she heard someone screaming. Or was it two people shouting? Lifting an eyebrow, Yzma went to go investigate out of pure inquisitiveness.

Taking a peek out from one of the buildings, Yzma looked over to see what looked like a pig and a giant green bug. She blinked, wait… Those two seemed familiar, could it be, “Oh no…” Yzma smacked her forehead, “It’s that warthog and that delusional so-called alien thing. What are they doing together ( ... )