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A Meeting of Alieeenzzzzz [Completed]

Feb 25, 2006 15:42

Character(s): Yaten, Zim
Content: ...Zim, appearantly, was serious about finding Yaten.
Setting: Near Cid's Shop. ...About as far as Yaten could get with a sprained foot in an hour~
Time: Wednesday Night
Warnings: ...Zim! And Yaten's gender issuez~... PEEN-US JOKES ABOUND. And other genitals. General being very immature and acting like ten-year- ( Read more... )

zim, completed, before restart, yaten kou

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impendingdoomii February 26 2006, 01:23:17 UTC

There was a reason why Zim didn't want anyone looking at the rooftops. Anyone who did would see a strange sight: Zim's tiny body, held aloft by four long, pink and silver spider-like legs, extended from his backpack. The legs made a loud CLANK CLANK CLANK sound as they dug into the tops of the buildings, but he didn't mind. No one had ever paid attention to the noises on his world, so why should they here ( ... )

kamereon_toiki February 26 2006, 01:28:52 UTC

Yaten winced at the yell. "Oh, so you found me," he offered in a bratty, loud call. "Well, good for you." The white-haired young man folded his arm, tossing and catching his brooch to the time of a melody only he could hear.

"Good job~." Some part of Yaten was still on-edge, appearantly. That brooch almost always meant trouble. "You're as annoying in person as I thought you'd be~!"

He looked around for the source of the voice, mentally preparing for a fight as he held the brooch aloft. "Healer Star Power, MAKE UP!" The blue and pink flashing lights engulfed him for a moment.

He was now a she.

A she in very skimpy clothing. And it was mildly cold. Oh well. "So~. You want to prove you're so superior? Come out and face me. If you're not afraid." Healer stood on her good foot, looking around.

impendingdoomii February 26 2006, 01:42:36 UTC

Zim cocked his head to one side, listening. THERE. He was THERE!!! He charged after the voice on his spider legs, catching sight of the flashing lights and raising one nonexistent eyebrow at them before seeing-- what?!

A woman in very, very, very much not-there clothes. Wasn't Yaten a male? This particular mystery rattled around Zim's vacant skull for a moment, trying to find some kind of suitable explanation that fit in his little delusional world, before it hit him. AHA. This had to be some kind of new technology! That was it.

He started laughing maniacally, leaping down from the rooftop towards the ground in front of her, retracting the legs at the last moment to land dramatically on his feet and--

SMACK

-- landing on his face. Oops.

He froze, then quickly lept to his feet, pointing dramatically at her. "YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUU. YOUR INSULT TO THE ALMIGHTY ZIM SHALL NOT GO UNPUNISHED." More maniacal laughter. Whatever technology this Yaten had, that of the Irken Elite was infinitely more powerful. He would show ( ... )

kamereon_toiki February 26 2006, 02:04:16 UTC

Healer rolled her eyes. "Genius, Zim, pure genius." Sarcasm was alive and well in her tone. She lifted a hand, mouth moving quietly for a moment. "Star Sensetive... Oh hell, you're too inept. I shouldn't~" She leaned against her former seat, amusement spreading across her features.

She couldn't stop cracking up, actually. He was just so... so... melodramatic and she got the distinct impression that he was dead serious- or intended to come off as dead serious. That just made it worse.

She just couldn't stop laughing.

impendingdoomii February 26 2006, 02:17:46 UTC

.........

That wasn't right. She was supposed to be shaking in her boots at his POWER, not laughing at him! The word "inept," though, had long since been shut out from his selective hearing, at least when referring to himself, so he didn't even notice it. As for being called genius... Zim wasn't exactly the most adept at picking up sarcasm, whether it was obvious or not, so overall he was caught between yelling and preening. So... he decided to do both.

"FOOL. HOW DARE YOU LAUGH AT ZIM. AND YES I AM A GENIUS THANK YOU FOR NOTICING!!"

Was there even going to be a fight now? He had missed the constant struggle with Dib, but if this person had acknowledged that he was indeed a superior being, there didn't seem to be much point.

kamereon_toiki February 26 2006, 02:22:25 UTC

"...Zim," Healer said, calming her giggles some. "It's called sarcasm. In essence? I meant the opposite of calling you a genius~" She beamed, a grin splitting her features.

She paused. On one hand, attacking Zim might shut him up. On the other, it might start a fight that she was unprepared for.

She shrugged. Someone needed to put a hole in his ego. She just wouldn't focus it enough to cause serious harm. "STAR SENSETIVE... INFERNO!" What appeared to be a sparking star shape of crackling, lightning-like energy shot at Zim.

It would be amusing to see where this went.

impendingdoomii February 26 2006, 02:38:08 UTC

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!"

THING. FLYING AT HIM. ARGH. Zim quickly jumped out of the way, eyes so wide they seemed to cover half his face. Sort of. Zim's features tended to exaggerate with his emotions, and right now he was terrified.

"WHAT KIND OF TECHNOLOGY IS THIS?" he shrieked, now a few feet further away from her and watching her warily. He was itching to break out some of the more devastating weapons in his arsenal, but he had to keep in mind that his cover could be blown if he did. The spider legs seemed to be safe, though, since no one had commented on them yet.

With a small growl he extended them again, giving him a significant height advantage over her. HA. Even if he wasn't attacking back just yet, being higher than anyone automatically made him feel better. Sad but true.

"TRY AGAIN, I DARE YOU!!!"

kamereon_toiki February 26 2006, 02:42:00 UTC

"Not technology," Healer said smugly. "I'm a sailor senshi. It's... part of my soul, being able to attack like that." She grinned.

Oh, he dared her? He dared her? Alrighty then! She clapped her hands. "Are you sure~?" she asked in a saccarine tone before lifting her hand.

"STAR SENSETIVE... INFERNO!!!" The attack roared away from Healer in a burst of energy. It was swift... and rather dangerous-looking. And if Zim got hit, he'd probably go flying.

impendingdoomii February 26 2006, 02:53:17 UTC

Oh s-- he hadn't actually expected her to do it! With another loud yelp, he tried to get out of the way-- too late. The blast impacted his body and launched him into the air, sending him sailing in a dramatic upwards arc and forcing him to retract the legs yet again as he came crashing down.

He landed on his face. Again.

However... Zim was incredibly resilient. With a small groan, he pushed himself off the ground and stood up on wobbling legs, shaking his fist vaguely at her. "Had enough yet?!" he asked, stumbling towards her. He shook his head quickly, eyes focusing on her finally. "CHEATER. NO PROJECTILES. YOU CANNOT DEFEAT INVADER ZIM."

kamereon_toiki February 26 2006, 02:56:15 UTC

"They're not projectiles~" she said, rolling her eyes. "I should be asking you the same question, Zim~" she grinned. "It's energy~!"

She snorted. "I've killed phages. I'm pree~etty sure I could defeat you~!" She grinned wickedly. "But I'm not gonna, 'cause I feel sorry for you." After this, she winked. "It must be hard, being so totally and utterly useless."