Urd's Medicine Cabinent

[tenshinomakai]

Hey, Paixao! Do you have a hard time finding courage to face life's challenges? Do you feel like everyone is out to get you? Trouble sleeping at night? Unable to perform adequately in bed? Are you suffering from nausea, headache, muscle cramps, festering wounds that won't heal, Purple Tongue, liver spots, Whirlygig Syndrome or other maladies

Comments

[ithehellamharry]

...This will end badly

[tenshinomakai]

What? You don't trust the word of a goddess?

[ithehellamharry]

No actually, not after the goddesses I've met, but that's not actually why I'm predicting doom from this.

You've just gone and offered the citizens of this city aphrodisiacs, breast enlargement pills, and super speed. Nothing good can possibly come from this combination.

[tenshinomakai]

You don't have a lot of faith in the citizens, do you?

I offer a lot more than that, too~♥

[ttlynotblue]

Are you sure this is such a good idea?

[tenshinomakai]

I'm always sure! Don't tell me that you don't even trust me.

[ttlynotblue]

The caution simply worries me, that's all.

[tenshinomakai]

If something happens, I'll take care of it. Sometimes the unexpected is just what a person needs, you know!

[upgrade2hat]

Unknown reactions, you say?

Forgive me if this strikes as worrisome. What sort of reactions have been known to occur, if I may ask?

[tenshinomakai]

How should I know? The reactions are unknown.

[upgrade2hat]

To make such a disclaimer, I would assume people have taken the pills and gotten some of these reactions for you to know about. Providing such examples is not uncalled for, is it?

[tenshinomakai]

I'm just covering my bases. You know, contingency plans and all that.