A list to make it easy on your eyes. Damn, I'm nice.

[p_laystation]

1. Your gates are tacky. Incredibly tacky. Who the hell likes "golden flames" other than those lame D&D addicts? And these journals? What, all they can do is that? No proper network, programming, nothing? Tacky. Also, your brochures are too fucking long.

2. Your message board is full of idiots. Don't worry, all you skeptics and somewhat intelligent

Comments

[writingknight]

I don't know which is more annoying. The idiots posting the same questions over and over again, or the grumpy residents that will find something to complain about even if we do nothing but breathe.

Oh, wait, you're both.

Nevermind. You're more annoying than anything I've seen on the message board yet. Can't you at least put your pointless complains in your personal journal so I can ignore them more easily?

((OOC: Appearantly, considering how much HE complains, Fakir has never heard of "Ye who is without sin cast the first stone", but oh well.))

[p_laystation]

Pot calling the kettle black, Mr. Oh-I'm-Such-A-Smartass. You seem in quite the good mood yourself.

[ooc; I have a feeling they're going to get along pretty well. XD]

[writingknight]

It's just a little annoying when people come asking the same questions over and over again, when there's probably a similar post on this message board a few entries down. But at least most people are polite about it.

((OOC: Best friends forever. <33))

[p_laystation]

Well, sorry for wanting to make sure, Mr. Stick-Up-My-Arse.

And if I were 'most people' here, I'd be posting really stupid one-liners saying something along the lines of "Oh deary me, I'm lost, what's going on, please to be helping me please!" Would you prefer that?

[averyspecialguy]

Oh, I don't know.... the gates here may be a tad dramatic, but they seem to fit with the overall decor of the place, in my opinion. And the journals are better than nothing, aren't they?

Haha! I'm dead too, but I've been that way for a long, long time before I ever came here. Looking for kindred spirits, if you'll pardon the pun?

[p_laystation]

Better than nothing, but, honestly, I miss my laptop. At least it had some decent network connection.

You were dead before you came here? I...guess that makes sense since you're a skeleton, but... are there many people here who aren't humans?

[averyspecialguy]

My sympathies. You'd actually be surprised at how many teenagers fear being cut off from technology, these days....

Oh, yes, indisputably so. I'm not sure about the proportion of non-humans around here, but.... well, I can't think of any I've seen off the top of my head but Oogie. I should really post something here to ask after any other non-humans, supernatural, undead, or otherwise. As for Oogie Boogie, though, he's a nasty piece of work. I would advise that you stay away from him. It won't be difficult to know who to avoid--he's a man-sized bag of bugs.

[p_laystation]

I take it worse than others, believe you me.

Oogie? Nice name. Walking bag of bugs. Got it. Thanks for the tip.

[chocolatefetish]

If it's me you're worried about, you're a little late.

How are you, Matt? I thought I'd find you here.

[p_laystation]

--the fuck?!

Mello-- why are you....oh fuck, you died, didn't you?

I'm...uh...well, okay, I guess.

[chocolatefetish]

Yeah. Sorry about all this.

I guess it could be worse, then.

[p_laystation]

Damn, no, you don't need to--...

Where are you?

[smokes_sake]

In regards to #5 on your list

You're not alone my friend, I'm down to my last three cigs, and I still haven't found a store.