[Voice]

[ratcomplex]

Quaint little city, isn't it? If only they hadn't been so rude about my... accommodations. But what's past is past. I must say the locals are a joy in themselves, busy like little worker ants.

Enough about them. I'm a sociable man, so let's do the best to make light out of our unfortunate situation and socialize. Go on, do tell me about your

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[ifyoullexcuseme]

Ratigan.

[ratcomplex]

Basil of Baker Street?

[Uproarious laughter.]

[ifyoullexcuseme]

I should have known it was only a matter of time before a filthy sewer rat such as yourself ended up in this place.

[ratcomplex]

[Sounds of angry shouting.]

[cowardly_hero]

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Did you say ants? Where did you find ants?

[ratcomplex]

They're an analogy. Try not to take them too literally.

[cowardly_hero]

Now he tells me.

[ratcomplex]

I can't be accountable for a fault in communication.

[fakereputations]

...You know what? I'm just gonna stop questioning everything I see around here.

[cowardly_hero]

It'd probably make things a whole lot easier.

[fakereputations]

SURE, talking weasels and rats are completely normal! Can't imagine why I ever thought otherwise!

[cowardly_hero]

Talking whosels?

[voice] because clearly rodents need to get together

[meerkatmama]

You're having trouble finding a place to stay? I've been working on a tunnel system beneath the streets. It might help you out some. It's certainly warmer than some of these... houses.

[voice] the health inspector will love them

[ratcomplex]

A tunnel system? How most ingenious.

[Light cackle.]

[voice] oh notifs why must you hate me so?

[meerkatmama]

[if there's any sarcasm involved, she's most definitely not picking up on it]

You think? I find them handy, but an outsider's opinion is always handy.

[voice]

[ratcomplex]

[Oh, it's genuine, but Ma wouldn't approve of the uses he'd have for them.]

Indeed, so many uses. Tell me...what's the extent of this tunnel?