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[whyisthatsosad]

What a delightful little trinket! It's so small and compact, a pocket device. And it flips opened, there is nothing more thrilling than flipping things opened! Of course it doesn't have nearly as many buttons and levers and pullies and screens and lights as I do

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[scaronhisface]

Hey there Sexy. I'm Kovu.

And uh...I have no idea who your thief is. What's he look like? Or smell like? Maybe I could help you find him.

[scaronhisface]

I'm fine.

[whyisthatsosad]

Ah, well that's much better than fainted.

[scaronhisface]

You wanna try explaining that "time machine" thing again? This time without making my head hurt.

[whyisthatsosad]

I suppose I can try.

Like I mentioned,, I am a type 40 TARDIS, exploration model. I was stolen from Gallifrey and used by my thief, the Doctor, as means of transport throughout the whole of time and space, through the universe.

That is what a TARDIS' function is. We are normally called, TT Capsules, after all. Which is "Time Travel" Capsule.

I don't know how much simpler to put it. You get inside, push some shiny buttons, flick some silly levers and off we go into space and through time to any moment you'd like. Fun, no?

[scaronhisface]

But now you're...a human.

[whyisthatsosad]

Because my matrix core, or soul as humans like to call it, was removed from the confinements of my shell and placed into this flesh body.

I find it very odd. Flesh isn't meant to whole a TARDIS matrix, but if that's how it has to be, well. Who am I to argue?

[scaronhisface]

...Your...soul? How?

[whyisthatsosad]

By House.

[scaronhisface]

Lady, could you at least try to remember I don't know any of this stuff?

[whyisthatsosad]

House is a sentient asteroid, although I don't know how it did it. It just did. And now I am here.

[scaronhisface]

...I give up.

[whyisthatsosad]

Oh don't give up! It's not fun that way.

[scaronhisface]

Maybe not for you.

[whyisthatsosad]

What's so difficult about it?

[scaronhisface]

Didn't I just say that?