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[whyisthatsosad]

What a delightful little trinket! It's so small and compact, a pocket device. And it flips opened, there is nothing more thrilling than flipping things opened! Of course it doesn't have nearly as many buttons and levers and pullies and screens and lights as I do

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[Voice]

[shout_geronimo]

... TARDIS?

What TARDIS?

[voice]

[shout_geronimo]

Well, I haven't done it yet!

[stunned silence for a few minutes]

But... but that's impossible!

[voice]

[whyisthatsosad]

Oh, I do love time line crossovers, don't you?

It's not impossible at all. I've just proved that it isn't, I make the sound, I know my model number, I even remember what you said when you stole me, you know...

[voice]

[shout_geronimo]

No! Well, generally yes, but not when it could potentially rip a hole in the space-time continuum!

What did I say, then?

[voice]

[whyisthatsosad]

[ tsks ]

If they really are two of you here, you should be more worried about that then my presence here.

You told me I was the most the most beautiful thing you'd ever known. And then you stole me.

[voice]

[shout_geronimo]

It's not like this is the first time there's been more than one me! I've met me before, you know. I'm sure I'll do it again.

... It's you. [his voice is quiet and filled with a mixture of surprise, wonder and love]

[voice]

[whyisthatsosad]

And it's always rather dangerous, isn't it?

It's you. [ he may not be able to see it but he may be able to hear the smile in her words ] My thief, my Doctor.

[voice]

[shout_geronimo]

This place is rather dangerous. [hushed] Disney.

But... how? [the wonder's still there, but there's complete and utter joy in those words now, too]

[voice]

[whyisthatsosad]

Disney? I thought he'd passed on Earth some time ago. Are we back to the time when he was alive? That could be interesting!

My matrix core was removed and placed into this flesh body. [ and that's all you're getting, mister not there yet ]

[permavoice/locked]

[shout_geronimo]

No, there are actually Disney characters in here. Lots of them. And they're real!

But h... [trails off, realizing] Right. Spoilers.

[permavoice/locked also!]

[whyisthatsosad]

How is an animated character real? ...that's awkward.

Spoilers? [ well that sounds familiar, oh right ] Oh that's what that woman tells you all the time. Yes, spoilers - I suppose.

After all, I am, apparently, you're future. Isn't that exciting?

[shout_geronimo]

I thought so, too, but then I took Timon and Pumbaa out and bought a fez. By the way, I see you've been speaking to the Master. Do try and stay away from him, all right, old girl?

It's brilliant!

[whyisthatsosad]

The meerkat and the warthog from that lion movie?

The Master? Is that who it is? I thought he sounded familiar... I should have pieced that together when he mentioned TARDIS' not talking back. Always seeing things as machines and not beings, that one.

You sound excited. Things always happen when you're excited!

[shout_geronimo]

That's them!

It's him. I thought things might be different this time, but... [trails off, a little sadly]

Yep! Aren't you excited! I mean, ,listen to us! We're talking!

[whyisthatsosad]

You can't always fix what's broken. You've always had a hard time learning that lesson.

Yes, with mouths! [ there's a squishy noise suddenly of her rubbing her cheeks and mushing her mouth, which muddles her speech a bit ] Flesh mouf ish sho awkvard though.

[shout_geronimo]

You didn't see him the last time. He was so brilliant. And he saved me. He saved all of us.

WIth mouths! Don't worry, you'll get used to it.