Monster Elimination Services, Selective (MESS)

[notquitedracula]

Demons* got you down? Zombies after your brains? Something you can't immediately identify chasing you down a dark alley? Eldritch horrors turning your sanity into mush? The legions of Hell invading by way of your icebox?

Give me a call, I kill them all.

Cruz Exterminations, monsters a specialty. A free service.

*Does not include Laharl et

Comments

[gooftothemax]

Are you serious?

[gooftothemax]

Whatever.

[notquitedracula]

Your attitude amuses me. I just hope it doesn't land you in water too hot for you to handle.

[gooftothemax]

I'll be fine.