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[divine_storm]

*fast forwarded after this thread. Also, you can hear her panting heavily and her voice is very angry*

Someone's dead!... There was this lion, and she killed her!...

She was eating her! And... well she tried to eat me too.

Is there any police or doc... *stops herself, doctors won't help someone dead* anyone that can help with this?

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[Voice]

[throwtheroses]

[Sounds of spitting coffee is heard on the other end.]

Wh-What? When did-I mean I shouldn't be surprised but I didn't actually think-What happened?!

[Voice]

[divine_storm]

I'm not sure...

I heard someone scream and the next thing I know this lion comes out saying I'm next.

[Voice]

[throwtheroses]

Grrrf, sounds nasty indeed.

... You said this lion was a female, right?

[Voice]

[divine_storm]

Well yes, I think so. Male lions have all this fur around their necks, right? That one didn't, and anyway, her voice was a girl, that's for sure.

[voice]

[apocalypsesaber]

...Lion? You mean a monster that needs to be taken down? [She's on the case!]

[voice] - [Locked]

[divine_storm]

Not sure about the monster part. I talked to a lion the other day... and there's more talking animals around here.

... taken down? Absolutely!

[voice] - [Locked]

[apocalypsesaber]

Where is it? I'll take care of it.

[voice] - [Locked]

[divine_storm]

No clue, it got away after a while.

[key_ofthe_sky]

A lion!?

[divine_storm]

Yeah... a really angry one too.

[key_ofthe_sky]

Was it a guy or a girl?

[divine_storm]

Think it was female...

Why? DO you know someone?

[Perma-voice]

[scaronhisface]

...What did she look like?

[Kovu isn't even sure yet and he already sounds guilty.]

[Perma-voice] - How do I describe lion?

[divine_storm]

*you can hear about a minute of silence before she actually talks*

It was a bit dark but... I guess she was rather lean and... athletic? Does that even work for a lion. Beige... with yellow eyes?

[scaronhisface]

That could describe just about any of them...

[divine_storm]

Well how exactly am I supposed to describe a lion then?

[Voice]

[cowardly_hero]

She... ate them?

[Voice]

[divine_storm]

Yeah... part of her anyway...

[Voice]

[cowardly_hero]

That doesn't make it any better!

[Voice]

[divine_storm]

At least you're not standing next to it...