The popular movie hero Forrest Gump once made an analogy comparing life to a box of chocolates, because "you never know what you're gonna get." On the contrary, you do know what you're getting in a box of chocolates. Most boxes of chocolate have the chocolate pieces labeled and their placements mapped on the box lids or a sheet of paper inside. However Mr. Gump (or should we say Mr. Gump's mother) may not have been entirely off. Life is like a box of chocolates where some bastard went ahead and mixed up all the pieces. Thus when you think you're eating a butter cream you are surprised that it's actually something disgusting like almond coconut. You then rummage through the rest of the box searching for the butter cream only to find that some other asshole had eaten the last piece. And that folks, is life.
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