I'm a sex legend
Fuckin you like I injected ephedrine
Pump your ass like a jackhammer connected to your rectum
Nothing's affecting my erection
Unless you're in need of dexatrim and your complexion is infected skin
I wanna hear confessions, bitch, obsessions
Lessons, questions, sexual suggestions
Would you like some refreshments? Some breath mints?
'Cause I ( Read more... )

i ate out a Spice Girl and she taste like garlic

Today Mckenna performed slam poetry. It was basically the coolest thing ever and I love that man. So I think I'll go comment on his blog.


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i love driving at night with you.

rave sunday

yeahhaeyahahhahaahyeayahhhhhhhhheeeeeeeyayayaahhhhhhhh

p.s money maker by luda is the shit.

perfection.

I don't know why people always think i'm senior. I guess it is because i'm always with kylie and we are basically attached by the hip but still. I look twelve and i'm 2 feet tall. go figure.

Anyway. I have good grades right now, school hasn't been terrible, almost nice, but I do have a ton of work. I get to do my analysis paper on Bubble Boy! it ( Read more... )

You know the shows on tv that are stereotypically highschool tv shows that are created with the only goal as to properly portray what highschool is suppose to be like. Well, I don't know about you but when I watch them all i can think is, "Majority of these dramatic conflicts do not happen in any circumstance. Highschool is not remotely as ( Read more... )

Summer is over.
Tomorrow is school.
Somehow I'm not upset.
Somehow I'm excited for this year.

The beginning of the year is such a good time. Everything is new, everything is different, everything can be better.

I know a lot of good people right now. I'm pretty happy with where I'm at. This summer had several worthwhile moments despite the unfortunate ( Read more... )

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