020- (Voice) Gabe is still the most unhelpful angel on the Barge

[painhumbles]

Okay! So everyone's getting a bit twitchy over this whole 'we're trapped on a boat with a bunch of starving vampires' thing. I get it. We all look like meals on wheels to you bloodsuckers right now, but just remember that people are friends not food. Repeat it to yourself. Cross-stitch it onto a pillow. I bet some of you guys could use the

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[sonotahunter]

Is the consistency of your blood a result of dietary deficiency or pure abnormality?

[painhumbles]

It's a result of me being too holy for this Barge.

[sonotahunter]

Ah, hubris. Constant companion of those with more power than sense.

[painhumbles]

Ah, sarcasm. Tried and true friend of those with more bark than bite.

[sonotahunter]

There's a benefit to knowing when to strike and when to keep your peace that it seems neither you nor your brothers ever learned.

[painhumbles]

Don't compare me to the rest of my family. I don't strike unless I have to.

[sonotahunter]

Ah, so you had to send a plague of locusts into my bedroom.

[painhumbles]

Okay. Fine. You got me. I have a small temper problem. Nobody likes being called out, princess, and there's an easy way to make sure it don't happen again. I leave you alone, you leave me alone. It's pretty damn simple.

[sonotahunter]

Fair enough.

Though as I see it, I still owe you one.

[painhumbles]

Yeah? And what're you gonna do about that?

[sonotahunter]

Whimper like the toothless bitch that I am, clearly.

[painhumbles]

You and I both know that's a load of BS.

[sonotahunter]

Do we?

[painhumbles]

I think we do.

[sonotahunter]

And here I was so enjoying the pretense of helplessness.

[painhumbles]

Not you. Nooo. You'd do anything to avoid looking helpless.