Comments | painhumbles: 018 [Written, because he's in the infirmary still and he has some decorum... Y'know somewhere]

painhumbles

018 [Written, because he's in the infirmary still and he has some decorum... Y'know somewhere]

Mar 18, 2010 18:22

Okay!

On a list of things I never want to do again, that is way, way, way up there. On the plus side, I can actually move without feeling like I'm gonna black out any second over here, so, in case you were worried, the archangel will pull through. Thank you all for your concern.

On that note, if you guys find the son of a bitch that caused this? I' ( Read more... )

[verse] lastvoyages, [!] about to bring down the pain, [!] massive angel crushes, [!] death toll can bite me, [!] not as happy as you think

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christ_onabike March 18 2010, 23:30:15 UTC

I've already got tabs on his head. It's fucking mine.

painhumbles March 18 2010, 23:32:28 UTC

You realize he'll come back, right? But hey, if you called first dibs. Fine.

christ_onabike March 18 2010, 23:33:28 UTC

No, no, mate. I'm punting his head off the deck.

Maybe the rest of him too.

Because archangel fury is not angry! It's... Advanced. >.> painhumbles March 18 2010, 23:41:31 UTC

You might wanna work on that anger there, bucko. It might hinder the redemption process. Y'know, just a little.

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naughtbutlife March 18 2010, 23:59:22 UTC

Okay. We are clear.

You can almost see his puppy eyes. "PLEASE LET ME BEAT UP ASSHOLES. PLEASE. O__O" painhumbles March 19 2010, 00:01:56 UTC

Awesome. So I have the support of my fellow Wardens to take this guy down a peg or two?

Consider this her version of "dude, go for it." naughtbutlife March 19 2010, 00:03:50 UTC

Support of at least one, and she will turn a blind eye. As many pegs are you would like, sir.

YOU'RE THE BEST, MRS. SEXBY. painhumbles March 19 2010, 00:06:20 UTC

Can do.

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notarrowette March 19 2010, 00:23:12 UTC

I feel like I should discourage this kind of thing, but hey, who am I to discourage an archangel?

painhumbles March 19 2010, 00:26:20 UTC

That's the spirit!

notarrowette March 19 2010, 00:39:13 UTC

...It doesn't make me feel much better, though. How're you doing?

painhumbles March 19 2010, 00:46:13 UTC

Sorry, kiddo.

Better. Much better. You?

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Private- Because a lot of people who would be really unnerved by the possessive. >.> painhumbles March 19 2010, 00:34:53 UTC

I'm not gonna kill him, Howie. I'm just gonna explain the ten reasons why you should never, ever hurt what's mine. 'Kay?

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Private painhumbles March 19 2010, 00:41:10 UTC

People are gonna do what they're gonna do. If they all wanna go insane and take this guy down, then whatever. Not my problem. This boat's a hop, skip, and a polka away from organized anarchy and nothing's gonna change that, pal. You can't fight city hall when city hall is a bunch of blood-crazy humans out for a little payback.

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the_ironman March 19 2010, 00:37:41 UTC

Roger. Through a wall.

How're you going to do that?

painhumbles March 19 2010, 00:42:56 UTC

I have a really good personal trainer.

And I'm an angel. The real kind. Not the kind with the fluffy wings and halos. Precious Moments lied to you.

the_ironman March 19 2010, 00:45:37 UTC

The real kind don't have fluffy wings and halos? Couldn't you... conjure some out of the ether so the rest of us can keep living an adorable lie?

Damn them and their plaster casts of creepy children. How could they?

lakjdskla XD GDI TONY, I LOVE YOU SO. painhumbles March 19 2010, 00:54:26 UTC

No, because that would be letting them win. And we don't like it when the Bible-thumping manufacturers of lie-filled kitsch win.

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