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pageslave

50 Shades of Gayreback

Aug 10, 2012 00:06

So Jezebel's been hitting all the marks in their Olympics coverage, and today there was another winning entry, comprehensively titled Fifty Strokes of Gay: The Wonderfully Weird World of Filthy Olympic Swimming Fanfiction. Which boasts a comment so perfect that it actualfax made me hork my tea. I present (gank) it herewith, in its sublime entirety ( Read more... )

bro, whee!, dude, i can't i just can't

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ext_1190928 August 10 2012, 14:54:11 UTC

Just WOW!!!

pageslave August 11 2012, 04:04:56 UTC

IKR!

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pageslave August 11 2012, 04:41:51 UTC

I believe the full poignancy of the story may be apprehended if one has already encountered members of this species, Bromanae dudis americanus (of the same family as Bromanae ladix britannicus), in their native habitats: frat houses, gyms, clubs featuring ladies' nights and playlists heavy on Skrillex. They're bros. They're dudes. They're in loooove.

I suppose my question is: how could you not have pornish thoughts watching this stuff? (Or maybe we've just been hopelessly corrupted by fandom exposure *g*.) Within the first few minutes of the first swim event, I was already thinking: someone has to write cracky fanfiction of this. And the universe has apparently provided. Although I think I'm too scared to actually look at any of it...