...At the Library of Doom, Books Luthor was scheming:
Books Luthor: We need to build some sort of crazily elaborate book-related superweapon. Let's pool our resources! I've got...seventy cents and a bit of string. Anyone else? Solomon Grundy: I think I'm at the wrong meeting...Anyone else supposed to be at the "Legion of Doom?"
Bizzaro, Sinestro, Black Manta, Cheetah, Giganta, and The Scarecrow all stand up and shuffle out of the room behind Solomon Grundy. Only Books Luthor and The Dewy Decimal are left sitting at the table.
Books Luthor: Shit. The Dewey Decimal: Well, we could tell them we're renovating... Books Luthor: Shut up. You're stupid. Your name is stupid. Wait! I've got it! Let's convince the public to donate funds to renovate the library! Then, we'll use those funds to build our Deep-Space Book Cannon!
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Books Luthor: We need to build some sort of crazily elaborate book-related superweapon. Let's pool our resources! I've got...seventy cents and a bit of string. Anyone else?
Solomon Grundy: I think I'm at the wrong meeting...Anyone else supposed to be at the "Legion of Doom?"
Bizzaro, Sinestro, Black Manta, Cheetah, Giganta, and The Scarecrow all stand up and shuffle out of the room behind Solomon Grundy. Only Books Luthor and The Dewy Decimal are left sitting at the table.
Books Luthor: Shit.
The Dewey Decimal: Well, we could tell them we're renovating...
Books Luthor: Shut up. You're stupid. Your name is stupid. Wait! I've got it! Let's convince the public to donate funds to renovate the library! Then, we'll use those funds to build our Deep-Space Book Cannon!
To be continued...?
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