Flattery Will Get You... A Smack in the Mouth

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Steve and I were sitting reading last night and he looked over and said, “You’re pretty.”

“Are you sure about that?” I sighed somewhat melodramatically. “You don’t ever wake in the night and turn over and see my nose in profile and recoil in horror?”

“Of course not,” he smiled. “It’s dark.”

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Comments

[alasatyr]

You totally did ask for that. Yay Steve!

[zcatcurious]

As per the conversation the other night:
Numquam occidat sol super purem.
Never let the sun go down on pus.

Non potest mundare faeces.
You cannot sterilise faeces.

Opportunitas caedere opportunitas curare est.
A chance to cut is a chance to cure.

Via sanandi ab chalybe frigido est.
The way to heal is with cold steel.

Note on pronunciation:
'c' is always as a 'k'; a final 'e' sounds like the name of the letter 'a'; 'g' is always hard, as in 'get', not soft, as it 'giant'.

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That's AWESOME! Steve'll love it, thanks.