Title: An Apology to My Girlfriend
Rating: K
Warnings: None

“I’m sorry I said your hair was bushy,
But when you kissed me, I felt woozy.
The blood rushed from my brain,
And all sense went down the drain.”

Draco stared at Hermione questioningly; she merely nodded at him to continue what was surely the worst apology-driven poem in history.

“Can I say instead ( Read more... )

Title: The Rehabilitation of Draco Malfoy
Rating: G
Warnings: None
Author’s Note: The movie referred to is the beautifully poignant Grave of the Fireflies.

It was Granger’s fault Goyle was weeping like a girl.

He refused to succumb, telling himself it was just like Granger to assume that watching a Muggle children’s movie about fireflies and graves ( Read more... )

Title: Entertainment Value
Rating: G
Warnings: None

Dr. Granger stared at his son-in-law and suppressed a smile as the younger man winced. He’d been through this - the screaming and the threats about having permanent damage inflicted on the family jewels - almost thirty-two years ago.

As the grandfather-to-be, he can now appreciate its ( Read more... )

Title: A Diverting Afternoon
Word count: 2,324
Disclaimer: Only the plot is mine.
Pairing: Hermione Granger/Teddy Lupin
Rating: R
Beta: Curse Weaver
Summary: Hermione wishes for someone good and kind to teach Teddy Lupin how to properly kiss a girl.
Author's Notes: Written for the Twisted Wish Challenge on GE. And a rare pairing :)
( Fic: A Diverting Afternoon )

Title: Mission Accomplished
Word Count: 499
Disclaimer: Only the plot is mine
Pairing: Draco Malfoy / Hermione Granger
Rating: G
Summary: Teddy wants to give his cousin Draco the best birthday present ever.
Author's Notes: Originally posted on GE as a gift for the lovely Elou

“Are you sure?” Hermione asked him.

Thirteen year old Teddy Lupin nodded ( Read more... )

This was written for thedramione_ldws Round Eight, Challenge 4.

My brain dried up here, and I knew the resultant effect would be me getting the boot from the challenge. I was surprised I actually made it this far.

Prompt: Respect and Satisfy
Definitions: From another character’s POV (Not Draco, not Hermione)
Related Forms: 100-499 words

Title: The Perfect Plan
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This was written for the dramione_ldws round eight, Challenge Three
Prompt: Vulnerable and Enchant
Definitions: Drabble must be a letter (from -any- one character to another about D&H OR from D/Hr to Hr/D)
Related Forms: 100-499 words

Title: Thanks, Potter
Rating: PG
Warning(s): None
Word Count: 296

Malfoy Manor
Wiltshire
8 May

Potter,

Thanks for the lunch invite at your ( Read more... )

This was written for the dramione_ldws Round Eight, Challenge Two
Prompt: Naked and Illicit
Definitions: Hermione's POV
Related Forms: 100-499 words

Title: A Good Fit
Rating: R
Warning(s): Implied sexual situations
Word Count: 498

"Be reasonable,” Hermione said exasperatedly to her companion. “Take off your clothes.”

“I don’t want to” was the petulant response.

Hermione ( Read more... )

This was written for the dramione_ldws  Round Eight, Challenge One
Prompt: Adore and Need
Definitions: post - Hogwarts
Related Forms: 100 - 499 words

Title: Never Be Another You
Rating: PG
Warning(s): Abortion
Word Count: 499

Draco stared at the Muggle doctor his wife had insisted they consult.

Dr Newkirk had a solemn look on his face that Draco knew did not bode well ( Read more... )

This was written for the dramione_ldws  Round Eight, Challenge Warm Up 
Prompt: Commitment
Definitions: Draco's POV
Related Forms: 350 words, exactly.

Title: Smurfing
Rating: PG
Warning(s): None
Word Count: 350

Draco glared at his partner in frustration. The object of his ire - seated across the shared desk from him - was singing la, la, la, surf the whole day long in ( Read more... )