I must increrase my sluttiness.

[packing_peanut]

I need to become a whore.
Today my 94yr old grandma asked how old I would be on my birthday.
I said seventeen.
She then asked if I had a boyfriend.
I said no.
Then she said "When I was seventeen my skirt tail was poppin. I knew how to lay it down.Yeah boy!"
Oh dear God.

Comments

[clovenkitten]

hahahaha
wow...i thought my grandma was sexual

wow

[astro_teddy15]

thats fucked up and um oh yea long time no talk i just remembered i had an lj ive kinda gotten sucked up into the myspace thing and ur 94 yr old grandma just knows how to get it done!

Re: wow

[packing_peanut]

EWWW...my grandma's the virgin mary....that's my story and I'm sticking to it.

What It Is

[rcfinest330]

Holla at me if u need practice

P.S- i finally got my myspace done

P.P.S- Did u anonymous message me a minute ago?

Re: What It Is

[packing_peanut]

ummmmmm....no....maybe....what we talkin' about?