Double down your chances of getting all tingly inside later

[pabba]

Good morning. Or, if you eat at KFC, welcome to your heart attack:

Comments

[tk42one]

Seeing as I would die from one bite, no, I won't be eating it. For once I'm happy to be allergic to chicken. Interesting concept, but lost on me.

[pabba]

I never knew you were allergic to the chicken! Do you wish you weren't...sometimes?

[tk42one]

Sometimes. Like when my roommate in college would order some wings that smelled divine or when I see a huge turkey leg at a renaissance fair (yes, I'm allergic to all poultry).

But then I forget to check a label on some salisbury steak TV dinner and ingest some chicken broth and realize I'd rather be alive and not eat chicken.

[jimhines]

That is the most frightening thing I've seen so far this year.

[pabba]

"The Double Down" by H.P. Lovecraft, hitting stores this Fall!

[eljaydaly]

That's really vile! I wish I could be more interesting, but that's my immediate reaction. Just... disgusting.

Who's that supposed to appeal to, anyway? Not-bread people? Because surely anybody who's watching carbs, or whatever, well... aren't there plenty of those things (carbs, or whatever) in the chicken breading, and all?

[pabba]

Hmm you're right. There is a bit of bread here, just not in the traditional sense. I think this appeals to the people that order those bowls full of 96 meals or whatever.

[mmerriam]

I think my arteries started to clog by just looking at it.

[pabba]

Medic!!

[klingonguy]

I'd give it a try. I think I might even like it.