It's SO cold ...

[ozma914]

You’d think this weather would be perfect for “it’s so cold” jokes.

You know: It’s so cold I saw a dog frozen to a hydrant.

That’s an old one - let me try to come up with something of my own:

It’s so cold hot wings are being sold on Popsicle sticks.

It’s so cold the weather made me reminisce about some of my ex-

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[millysdaughter]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ty0iucpb6nA

Because this is nodak and we DO stuff like that...

[ozma914]

Yep! I've actually seen people do that a few times, but the way I look at it, we've got *enough* doggone snow!

[millysdaughter]

Seriously!

[cbtreks]

It's so cold - and this is true! - that when I went out this morning and it was over 25 degrees, I actually felt warm.

[ozma914]

I had the same experience. After three days of it not getting above zero, the teens suddenly looked pretty good ... but now I'm ready for the sixties again.