Kiss-a-Thon entry "Trial and Error"
Title: Trial and Error
Rating: R
Setting: Very pre-series
Warnings: Language and justifiably juvenile behavior, complete silliness
“Who’s gonna know? I mean, really, are you gonna say anything?”
“Fuck no. But you gotta swear.”
“I swear.”
“On your mother’s everlasting soul.”
“Jesus Christ, I’m not gonna say anything, all right?”
“Fine.”
“Fine. I can’t believe I’m-“
...
“That was it?”
“Well, yeah.”
“I don’t think you did it right.”
“Got no complaints before.”
“That’s because your pillow can’t talk, butthead.”
“I’d like to see you do better.”
“Fine.”
“Fine.”
...
“That was weak. “
“Please. It was totally better than you.”
“I think you’re supposed to use your tongue.”
“I’m not going to lick you, you fucking perv.”
“No, more like on the inside. At least that’s what Jenny Saxon’s cousin said.”
“Jenny Saxon’s cousin's a fag.”
“No, the other one.”
“All right. Try it.”
...
“It’s not as slimy as I thought it would be.”
“Lemme try.”
...
“Liddeth leth ton.”
“What the fuck? Don’t talk when I’m doing this. Moron.”
“Dickweed.”
“Assmunch.”
“Pig fucker.”
“Mama’s boy.”
“Take it back!”
“Mama’s boy, mama’s boy, mama’s boy.”
“I’m going to kill you, you-“
“Peter Anthony Schibetta, you stop that fighting right now or I’m going to send Dino home.”
“Yes, mama.”
“Sorry, Mrs. Schibetta.”
...
“So, you wanna try it again?”
Rating: R
Setting: Very pre-series
Warnings: Language and justifiably juvenile behavior, complete silliness
“Who’s gonna know? I mean, really, are you gonna say anything?”
“Fuck no. But you gotta swear.”
“I swear.”
“On your mother’s everlasting soul.”
“Jesus Christ, I’m not gonna say anything, all right?”
“Fine.”
“Fine. I can’t believe I’m-“
...
“That was it?”
“Well, yeah.”
“I don’t think you did it right.”
“Got no complaints before.”
“That’s because your pillow can’t talk, butthead.”
“I’d like to see you do better.”
“Fine.”
“Fine.”
...
“That was weak. “
“Please. It was totally better than you.”
“I think you’re supposed to use your tongue.”
“I’m not going to lick you, you fucking perv.”
“No, more like on the inside. At least that’s what Jenny Saxon’s cousin said.”
“Jenny Saxon’s cousin's a fag.”
“No, the other one.”
“All right. Try it.”
...
“It’s not as slimy as I thought it would be.”
“Lemme try.”
...
“Liddeth leth ton.”
“What the fuck? Don’t talk when I’m doing this. Moron.”
“Dickweed.”
“Assmunch.”
“Pig fucker.”
“Mama’s boy.”
“Take it back!”
“Mama’s boy, mama’s boy, mama’s boy.”
“I’m going to kill you, you-“
“Peter Anthony Schibetta, you stop that fighting right now or I’m going to send Dino home.”
“Yes, mama.”
“Sorry, Mrs. Schibetta.”
...
“So, you wanna try it again?”