Porn Battle VII (The Seven Deadly Sins)

Jan 25, 2009 18:48


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Practice Makes Perfect, Merlin, Arthur/Merlin, quiet ximeria January 25 2009, 19:20:00 UTC
Arthur considers ramming a sock into Merlin's mouth, to somehow shut him up.

Not that the moaning and whimpering and demands for more and faster aren't good for his ego and surely, they guide him, telling him that he's doing it right. No, the problem is they have to be quiet.

He can't even blame Merlin for their chosen location for this... tryst. Actually, it was all his own fault for being too impatient. He'd been in his father's company all day and he needed something that would make him feel alive.

He'd headed for the armoury, intending to train till he fell over. What he had found there, had been Merlin, waiting for him ( ... )

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Re: Practice Makes Perfect, Merlin, Arthur/Merlin, quiet merihn January 25 2009, 20:19:35 UTC
So so so so so hot. I love it when they're loud. *grins*

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Re: Practice Makes Perfect, Merlin, Arthur/Merlin, quiet ximeria January 25 2009, 22:10:40 UTC
Heh, I'm glad you approve *g* -- and they're boys, I doubt they can be quiet during sex *g*

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Re: Practice Makes Perfect, Merlin, Arthur/Merlin, quiet penknife January 25 2009, 21:03:30 UTC
Mmm, hot. :-)

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you're a bad-hearted boy-trap, house rpf, hugh laurie/lisa edelstein, teasing. austen January 25 2009, 19:33:23 UTC
She likes teasing him.

Likes the way it gets him all flustered in front of the cameras as he fumbles for a word, any word to save face for the rest of the interview. The first sign of a blush is like the flag that goes up at the start of a race, and from that point on, it's officially her game.

When she shows up at his place later that night, his voice is gruff and his hands are calloused and familiar, warm on her skin.

"Think you're a laugh, do you?" he rasps against her neck, raking his teeth over her skin, and she dips her head back and sighs, knowing they probably won't make it to the bed this time.

"C'mon," she purrs coyly, yanking his belt out of his pant loops and cupping his erection so roughly that his groan catches in his throat. "They eat it up ( ... )

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Re: you're a bad-hearted boy-trap, house rpf, hugh laurie/lisa edelstein, teasing. iwant_sprinkles January 25 2009, 20:02:21 UTC
You? Are my favourite person in the world right now. Even if you did post this at a really inappropriate time and it was incredibly difficult not to flip the fuck out in the middle of the living room. Bad.

Seriously though, this is brilliant, I love it. MOAR!!

The road to hell is going to be a fun one, my friend. Lol

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Re: you're a bad-hearted boy-trap, house rpf, hugh laurie/lisa edelstein, teasing. austen January 25 2009, 20:03:29 UTC
Haha, this was me trying on this pairing for size to see if I could pull it off. :)

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Re: you're a bad-hearted boy-trap, house rpf, hugh laurie/lisa edelstein, teasing. iwant_sprinkles January 25 2009, 20:08:29 UTC
Well IMHO, you absolutely pulled it off ;)

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Re: Similar, Crossover, Dr Who/Merlin, Jethro/Arthur, now merihn January 25 2009, 20:05:02 UTC
Oh, oh. Oh, I love this. I love the reincarnation idea, and that Jethro looks like Merlin, but isn't Merlin, or just doesn't remember.

Bittersweet.

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Re: Similar, Crossover, Dr Who/Merlin, Jethro/Arthur, now merihn January 26 2009, 10:13:27 UTC
You are evil! I don't know if I could do it, though. I'm not very good at crossovers... and I wouldn't even know where to start.

You should write it! I can supply the porn!

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Re: Keys to the Kingdom, Sweeney Todd, Anthony/Johanna, locks ladydey January 25 2009, 20:12:49 UTC
Nice, really very nice!

I love how you fleshed out Johanna's "relationship" with the judge. I love her using the only weapon she's ever had to get things, and not expecting to like it, then asking for the key - and not thinking that he will give it to her even still (I imagine she thinks, before she realizes, that she will have to debase herself more to get anything from Anthony) and then opening the door once he falls a sleep and proving for herself that she has autonomy, but still not really believing it.

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Re: Keys to the Kingdom, Sweeney Todd, Anthony/Johanna, locks browngirl January 25 2009, 22:48:15 UTC
Oh, Johanna! It's your house indeed.

The previous commenter said all I'd like to, but I'm half-swooned from hotness and empathy both. As porny as this is, it's even more heart-piercing.

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Re: Keys to the Kingdom, Sweeney Todd, Anthony/Johanna, locks rivkat January 26 2009, 06:05:30 UTC
I find this terribly plausible, though my interpretation was that she learned the facts of life in the asylum. Thanks so much! Johanna is such an interesting character.

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Re: 'Tis Pity She's a Whore, Sweeney Todd, Judge Turpin/Lucy Barker, kept woman browngirl January 25 2009, 22:46:16 UTC
Oh, this is wrong and wonderful and wonderfully wrong. *applauds*

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Re: 'Tis Pity She's a Whore, Sweeney Todd, Judge Turpin/Lucy Barker, kept woman sakru909 January 26 2009, 01:01:01 UTC
I really like this. It has the right edge of creepiness befitting this paring.

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Re: 'Tis Pity She's a Whore, Sweeney Todd, Judge Turpin/Lucy Barker, kept woman evilweevil04 January 28 2009, 18:24:50 UTC
Augh, brilliant. Painful and gritty.

Also, love the title. Hee. What a great play to reference.

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