A Manner Of Speaking, Torchwood, Jack/Ianto, needsuch_heightsJanuary 29 2009, 20:02:57 UTC
This will make additional sense if you've read the latest Twilight entry on fandom_wank. I'm sorry, I'm so sorry.
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Jack talks pretty much continuously in bed. Ianto's learned to tolerate it, and he'd even grant that sometimes it even adds a certain something. A je ne sais quoi, on one occasion, when Jack had spoken in nothing but flawless French for hours until Ianto was trying not to squirm in his seat and desperate for their stakeout to be over.
Mostly, Ianto figures that Jack's deliberately winding him up with his outlandish stories and continuous commentary. Either that, or Jack is honestly of the opinion that Ianto's sleeping with him for his sparkling repartee, which would take his capacity for self-delusion to bold new heights.
This evening has to be the former. Surely. Jack's laid out under Ianto's ministrations, and as Ianto peels Jack's t-shirt off and licks his way down Jack's chest that's great, that's all fine, but Jack will not shut up. Today's lecture is on the etymology of the word 'orgasm', apparently
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Re: A Manner Of Speaking, Torchwood, Jack/Ianto, needficwizeJanuary 29 2009, 21:03:01 UTC
I loved this.
"Unicorns. I kid you not. In K'Lar, when two people - or more! - love each other very much, they give unicorns to each other. In a manner of speaking."
"Oh my god," Ianto says faintly.
You about killed me with this line... *giggles helplessly*
Re: A Manner Of Speaking, Torchwood, Jack/Ianto, needdemotuJanuary 30 2009, 19:49:46 UTC
when Jack had spoken in nothing but flawless French for hours until Ianto was trying not to squirm in his seat and desperate for their stakeout to be over
I wish my French were flawless because I need to write that. Um. Sexy in just that line.
*goes back to reading for the UNICORNS*
"So as I was saying," Jack continues a minute later, a little breathless,
I LOVE the dialogue. How did you make crack SO GOOD?
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Jack talks pretty much continuously in bed. Ianto's learned to tolerate it, and he'd even grant that sometimes it even adds a certain something. A je ne sais quoi, on one occasion, when Jack had spoken in nothing but flawless French for hours until Ianto was trying not to squirm in his seat and desperate for their stakeout to be over.
Mostly, Ianto figures that Jack's deliberately winding him up with his outlandish stories and continuous commentary. Either that, or Jack is honestly of the opinion that Ianto's sleeping with him for his sparkling repartee, which would take his capacity for self-delusion to bold new heights.
This evening has to be the former. Surely. Jack's laid out under Ianto's ministrations, and as Ianto peels Jack's t-shirt off and licks his way down Jack's chest that's great, that's all fine, but Jack will not shut up. Today's lecture is on the etymology of the word 'orgasm', apparently ( ... )
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"Unicorns. I kid you not. In K'Lar, when two people - or more! - love each other very much, they give unicorns to each other. In a manner of speaking."
"Oh my god," Ianto says faintly.
You about killed me with this line... *giggles helplessly*
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Ianto clearly needs to consider gags.
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lol - I'm surprised he didn't try to go through the list.... but that might be a while other story.... oh crap... I think I just bunnied myself....
*shakes fist*
loved this, and the 'mutual accent kinks' are made of win... bunny anyone???
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when two people - or more! - love each other very much, they give unicorns to each other.
I THINK I LAUGHED SO HARD MY SPLEEN CAME OUT.
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*coughs, sneaks in icon*
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I wish my French were flawless because I need to write that. Um. Sexy in just that line.
*goes back to reading for the UNICORNS*
"So as I was saying," Jack continues a minute later, a little breathless,
I LOVE the dialogue. How did you make crack SO GOOD?
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