The Porn Battle (Fourth Verse, Same as the First)

[oxoniensis]

THE PORN BATTLE (FOURTH VERSE, SAME AS THE FIRST) IS A GOTo join the battle, all you need to do is pick a prompt from below (any prompt, even if it's your own) and write the porniest bit of fiction you can, or make the hottest manip or painting or vid or song. That's all folks - just one bit of steamy, panty-wetting porn. Make it as kinky or as

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Debt, Stargate SG-1, Sam/Vala, heatwave

[holdouttrout]

"Is your planet always this hot?"

Sam didn't waste the energy it would have required to lift her head.

"No."

Vala continued, "Because it's never like this in the mountain."

"The power of being twenty-odd stories underground and the marvel of air conditioning."

The couch shifted, dipped as Vala sat on the edge. Sam could feel the heat radiating off her. They'd had to leave the mountain so the other scientists could fix an experiment that had gone horribly wrong. Something to do with botany. Something Sam was sure she found fascinating in a not-my-specialty way...when she wasn't so damn hot.

"How come you don't have air conditioning?"

"Because General O’Neill assured me I'd 'never need it.'" She wasn't bitter. Really.

Vala settled onto the couch, large portions of her body coming into contact with Sam's legs. Sam contemplated moving, settled for opening her eyes to glare at Vala.

"I'm bored."

"I thought you were watching--" she gestured vaguely at the television. Honestly, she didn't care what Vala watched, as long as it meant

Re: Debt, Stargate SG-1, Sam/Vala, heatwave

[advection]

Oh yay, you wrote my prompt! And very hotly, too. *g* Thank you! :-)

Re: Debt, Stargate SG-1, Sam/Vala, heatwave

[holdouttrout]

Sam/Vala is just...so hot. They're my only real femslash pairing, and I knew when I saw the prompts for them I wanted to write one.

I'm glad you enjoyed it!

Re: Debt, Stargate SG-1, Sam/Vala, heatwave

[selfinduced]

*giggle* hot and cute and more hot! and i love the mention of O'Neill ("You won't need AC!") and the men's volleyball! mwahahah!

Re: Debt, Stargate SG-1, Sam/Vala, heatwave

[holdouttrout]

Oh, thank you! Sam and Vala are fantastic, aren't they?

Re: Debt, Stargate SG-1, Sam/Vala, heatwave

[selfinduced]

they so are. i love how they're all friendly and immediately take to each other. (the shopping scene! the hug when she comes back from the alternate reality! the girl's night in thing!) they're adorable. :D

Re: Debt, Stargate SG-1, Sam/Vala, heatwave

[splash_the_cat]

Vala will not be deterred. :)

Re: Debt, Stargate SG-1, Sam/Vala, heatwave

[holdouttrout]

Indeed not. She is quite persuasive. And all along, you can't help think that it's a bad idea, whatever she's suggesting, and you ought to know better, but...

well, porn happens. ;-)

Re: Debt, Stargate SG-1, Sam/Vala, heatwave

[splash_the_cat]

And all along, you can't help think that it's a bad idea, whatever she's suggesting, and you ought to know better, but...

well, porn happens. ;-)

*falls over laughing* There needs to be a "and you ought to know better, but porn happens" Vala ficathon.

Re: Debt, Stargate SG-1, Sam/Vala, heatwave

[holdouttrout]

I can just see the icon now: Vala sitting there, supremely innocent, with a little shrug, and the words "Porn Happens."

(Something to keep in mind for when I go crazy and decide to run a ficathon.)

Re: Debt, Stargate SG-1, Sam/Vala, heatwave

[ladyniko]

Uhm, I'll help! *eg*

I'm good at making lists & checking them twice.

Because Vala is such an enabler, doncha'know? *laugh*

Re: Debt, Stargate SG-1, Sam/Vala, heatwave

[holdouttrout]

Because Vala is such an enabler, doncha'know? *laugh

Vala's the most enably enabler of them all. I love her for it, too!

Re: Debt, Stargate SG-1, Sam/Vala, heatwave

[tresa_cho]

Mmmmm delicious. <3

Re: Debt, Stargate SG-1, Sam/Vala, heatwave

[holdouttrout]

Thank you!