The Porn Battle (Fourth Verse, Same as the First)

[oxoniensis]

THE PORN BATTLE (FOURTH VERSE, SAME AS THE FIRST) IS A GOTo join the battle, all you need to do is pick a prompt from below (any prompt, even if it's your own) and write the porniest bit of fiction you can, or make the hottest manip or painting or vid or song. That's all folks - just one bit of steamy, panty-wetting porn. Make it as kinky or as

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Barrelful of Monkeys, The O.C., Ryan/Seth, [any]

[trascendenza]

“Holy crap monkeys.”

Ryan slides his mouth off Seth’s dick with a pop, giving him a look. “Why are you talking about monkeys?”

“Ryan-you’re giving me a full-on blow job, man. You don’t think that qualifies for a ‘holy crap monkeys,’ maybe even a barrelful of aforementioned monkeys?”

“A what? And can I get back to what I’m doing, or is this going to be another one of those… days?”

“I knew the school systems in Chino were crappy, but I would’ve thought that’d be pretty obvious. It’s a monkey, holy in the name of God, with some crap thrown in there for good measure because the whole ironic part about taking the name of the holy in vain is defiling it, you see?” Seth leans forward with squinty eyes. “And what do you mean,” he brings up his fingers for dramatic air quotes, “‘those days’?”

“Well,” Ryan sighs, flopping back onto his bed, “sometimes I think you just don’t want to get off, Seth.”

“Don’t want to get off? Don’t want to get off? I’m a young, virile man, Ryan. The scant time I spend about things other than getting off has

Re: Barrelful of Monkeys, The O.C., Ryan/Seth, [any]

[green_grrl]

I haven't watched The O.C. since the first season. But this? Is totally the Seth and Ryan in my head!

Totally laughed out loud at:

Seth looks at Ryan’s dick, looks back up at Ryan’s face, washes, rinses, repeats, and sometime during the rinse cycle he gets the hint and starts getting to his knees.

and

“Dude, that is so unfair. How is that your index finger is stronger than all of me combined?”
Ryan uses his index finger of freakish strength to direct Seth, and when he’s done, they’re head to foot.

Awesome voices, and HOT 69!

Re: Barrelful of Monkeys, The O.C., Ryan/Seth, [any]

[trascendenza]

Me neither, actually. Although my friend keeps telling me to keep watching for the fourth season.

Heee, I'm so glad you liked those parts, they were way fun to write! And I didn't even know this was going to be a 69 until Ryan decided it, but who am I to argue? *g*

Thanks so much for the lovely feedback! :D

Re: Barrelful of Monkeys, The O.C., Ryan/Seth, [any]

[wistfuljane]

I concur with the comment above. So much love for this line: “Dude, that is so unfair. How is that your index finger is stronger than all of me combined?”

Re: Barrelful of Monkeys, The O.C., Ryan/Seth, [any]

[trascendenza]

Why thank you!

Heee, poor Seth. Pwned by a measly (albeit very sexy) index finger. *g*

Re: Barrelful of Monkeys, The O.C., Ryan/Seth, [any]

[sivullinen]

ASDKALSJK this is amazing!

Re: Barrelful of Monkeys, The O.C., Ryan/Seth, [any]

[trascendenza]

Aww, thank you! This is a pretty fun pairing to write, I must admit. :D

Re: Barrelful of Monkeys, The O.C., Ryan/Seth, [any]

[ginevra_alessa]

funny and hot and true to characters!

Re: Barrelful of Monkeys, The O.C., Ryan/Seth, [any]

[trascendenza]

thanks so much!

Re: Barrelful of Monkeys, The O.C., Ryan/Seth, [any]

[out_there]

This is fantastic. Dialogue is such a huge thing with these characters -- obviously so with Seth, but it's just as important to get Ryan's laconic style right -- and you did it brilliantly.

“Dude, that is so unfair. How is that your index finger is stronger than all of me combined?”

Bwah!

Re: Barrelful of Monkeys, The O.C., Ryan/Seth, [any]

[trascendenza]

Why thank you! I really like their verbal dynamic; it's adorable. So cool to hear I captured some of that :)