The Porn Battle (Fourth Verse, Same as the First)

[oxoniensis]

THE PORN BATTLE (FOURTH VERSE, SAME AS THE FIRST) IS A GOTo join the battle, all you need to do is pick a prompt from below (any prompt, even if it's your own) and write the porniest bit of fiction you can, or make the hottest manip or painting or vid or song. That's all folks - just one bit of steamy, panty-wetting porn. Make it as kinky or as

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The Brazil Misadventure, Stargate Atlantis (AU), John/Rodney, demands

[scribblinlenore]

Day three of Rodney's Brazil misadventure, and it's another squalid flophouse for the night. The place reeks of fried food and stale booze, overpowering until Sheppard moves closer, and then all Rodney can smell is him, a mingling of sweat and determination and gun oil.

"Send a list of demands to the San Francisco PD," Rodney begs, for the countless time. "I'm sure they'll--"

"I told you what I want." Sheppard's gun makes an unnerving thunk as he lays it down on the room's lone table.

I don't want to hurt you. I just want you to prove I didn't kill my commanding officer. That's what Sheppard said when he kidnapped Rodney from the Sao Paulo airport

Re: The Brazil Misadventure, Stargate Atlantis (AU), John/Rodney, demands

[tropes]

...I am in love. Tell me you'll write more of this. :O

Re: The Brazil Misadventure, Stargate Atlantis (AU), John/Rodney, demands

[anatsuno]

Ooooh, I'm salivating!

Re: The Brazil Misadventure, Stargate Atlantis (AU), John/Rodney, demands

[20thcenturyvole]

*drools* More. More, I say!

Re: The Brazil Misadventure, Stargate Atlantis (AU), John/Rodney, demands

[crownglass39]

Oh my God this is awesome!
Please write more? *begs*

Re: The Brazil Misadventure, Stargate Atlantis (AU), John/Rodney, demands

[geeklite]

Awesome. I hate begging for more from authors when they've written something good, but if you do happen to write more in this universe I'll be delighted.

Re: The Brazil Misadventure, Stargate Atlantis (AU), John/Rodney, demands

[tzi]

Okay. I want the rest of this, woman!

Re: The Brazil Misadventure, Stargate Atlantis (AU), John/Rodney, demands

[aurora_84]

Oh, nice!! And I'm seconding/thirding/whatever-ing the plea for MOAR. :))

Re: The Brazil Misadventure, Stargate Atlantis (AU), John/Rodney, demands

[dogeared]

Ohhhhhhhh my. (And asdfaslkj Sheppard strokes the skin behind Rodney's balls, hesitates, and then lightly rubs his hole just KILLS me. That moment of hesitation! And being almost tender! Oh John, giving things away that I don't think he quite means to . . . )

Re: The Brazil Misadventure, Stargate Atlantis (AU), John/Rodney, demands

[kkpixie]

*clamors* more! more!

*flails with glee* That was so good. Oh, John.

Re: The Brazil Misadventure, Stargate Atlantis (AU), John/Rodney, demands

[anitac588]

"Seems I'm not the only one with demands, huh, McKay?" LOL!
Oh, Lenore, you're are too cute.
Of course Rodney would have demands, especially if dealing with such charming kidnapper.

Re: The Brazil Misadventure, Stargate Atlantis (AU), John/Rodney, demands

[purelyironic]

*flails*

That was perfect. And I second everyones request for more. I'd love to read more in this universe. ;)

Re: The Brazil Misadventure, Stargate Atlantis (AU), John/Rodney, demands

[lamardeuse]

Oh God, I don't usually beg for sequels, but this cries out for full-length treatment (no pun intended).

Re: The Brazil Misadventure, Stargate Atlantis (AU), John/Rodney, demands

[ifylla]

MORE MORE MORE!!!!

Re: The Brazil Misadventure, Stargate Atlantis (AU), John/Rodney, demands

[oxoniensis]

You really do come up with the most wonderful AUs! Inspired.

Re: The Brazil Misadventure, Stargate Atlantis (AU), John/Rodney, demands

[steammmpunk]

a;lkejntkjfdlkjgk awesome. I love their AU roles, and it's flaming hot. Nnnngghhh. Thank you!