The Porn Battle (Fourth Verse, Same as the First)

Jul 11, 2007 18:55


THE PORN BATTLE (FOURTH VERSE, SAME AS THE FIRST) IS A GOTo join the battle, all you need to do is pick a prompt from below (any prompt, even if it's your own) and write the porniest bit of fiction you can, or make the hottest manip or painting or vid or song. That's all folks - just one bit of steamy, panty-wetting porn. Make it as kinky or as ( Read more... )

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Weirdest day ever, Grey's Anatomy, the interns, benefits black_eyedgirl July 12 2007, 00:26:27 UTC
“This isn’t fair,” George says again. “We’re drunk. How can they possibly expect us to… we’re drunk!”

“You’re not drunk,” Cristina says. “You go straight from perky to passed out. You’re as bad as Izzie.”

“But we can’t… we’re drunk!”

“This is bad,” Meredith agrees. “This situation is decidedly lacking in good qualities. Because either we sober up enough to be yelled at, or we kill someone.”

“At least we’re all here together?” Izzie tries.

Alex snorts.

“No one is drunk,” Cristina says, and it’s just about close enough to true. They’re not drunk. They were drunk, now they’re just buzzed, and exhausted, and apparently going to be back in the Pit in a few hours for a transgression George doesn’t remember. Come to think of it, there’s a good chance he wasn’t even involved in this one. But here he is, lumped in with the girls, like he always is. At least Alex didn’t manage to get out of it this time ( ... )

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Re: Weirdest day ever, Grey's Anatomy, the interns, benefits honeymink July 12 2007, 00:43:48 UTC
This situation is decidedly lacking in good qualities

Oh I love this!

Thank you for writing.

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Re: Weirdest day ever, Grey's Anatomy, the interns, benefits black_eyedgirl July 12 2007, 01:23:26 UTC
*G* Thank you for saying so

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Re: Weirdest day ever, Grey's Anatomy, the interns, benefits oxoniensis July 12 2007, 01:03:52 UTC
Oh, my, I love this! George's bemusement, and just having to do something, and Izzie's handy tip! Such good character voices too.

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Re: Weirdest day ever, Grey's Anatomy, the interns, benefits black_eyedgirl July 12 2007, 01:25:33 UTC
:) Thank you, I'm glad they sounded right!

(Also, in case I forget, I wanted to say thanks for organising this. Because I've already struck four things off my "fandoms/situations I've never written" list. Porn is a powerful motivator!)

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Re: Weirdest day ever, Grey's Anatomy, the interns, benefits laneyseradias July 14 2007, 04:00:23 UTC
YAY! My prompt!

I can hear George saying this one: She makes a motion with her hand that would be obscene if it wasn’t for everything else that’s happening.

And: but she loves Meredith almost-best. Yeah, she really does.

Intern orgies for the win!

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Re: Weirdest day ever, Grey's Anatomy, the interns, benefits black_eyedgirl July 14 2007, 19:47:47 UTC
Intern orgies = best practically hypothetical thing ever.
Is a matter of some confusion to me that there aren't many more of these! So thank you for writing the prompt and making me feel slightly less freakish!

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Re: Weirdest day ever, Grey's Anatomy, the interns, benefits usedtobe_maybe July 14 2007, 23:51:07 UTC
Heee. That is adorable, and hot, and just lovely!! Thank you!

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Re: Weirdest day ever, Grey's Anatomy, the interns, benefits black_eyedgirl July 17 2007, 22:41:40 UTC
Thank you! I'm glad you liked it :)

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