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Porn Battle (The Best of Three)

Jan 08, 2007 14:01

THE PORN BATTLE (BEST OF THREE) IS A GOTo join the battle, all you need to do is pick a prompt from below (any prompt, even if it's your own) and write the porniest bit of fiction you can, or make the hottest manip or painting or vid or song. That's all folks - just one bit of steamy, panty-wetting porn. Make it as kinky or as subtle as you like ( Read more... )

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The House Call, SGA, John/Rodney, anonymous scribblinlenore January 9 2007, 04:00:13 UTC

Immersed in a Millennium problem, Rodney doesn't so much have a schedule as a regime. Four and a half hours of sleep a night, fifteen minutes for meals and every other waking second working. He hasn't left the house since...May, he thinks.

He does allow himself one indulgence, when he finishes a section of the proof, a call to the male escort service, just one request, "Someone different than last time." Because sex can never be too anonymous.

The guy they send over apparently never got that memo. He slouches in Rodney's doorway, all messy dark hair and charming smile. "Hey, I'm John."

"Just get in here," Rodney snaps, making John grin ( ... )

Re: The House Call, SGA, John/Rodney, anonymous wicked_socks January 9 2007, 04:18:56 UTC

lkbefzsdh *LOVES*

HOT and PLOT. AWESOME.

/caps abuse

Re: The House Call, SGA, John/Rodney, anonymous cerebel January 9 2007, 04:21:10 UTC

Like the interactions, and the way you made the sex a character development thing for Rodney.

Oh, and also? HOT. Yeah.

Re: The House Call, SGA, John/Rodney, anonymous rageprufrock January 9 2007, 04:35:42 UTC

I made a lot of fantastically incoherent noises at this. BLESS YOU.

Re: The House Call, SGA, John/Rodney, anonymous beeej January 9 2007, 04:44:40 UTC

*LOVES* This hit so many of my hot buttons, and you know...it sounds to me like part of something much longer..... ;D

Re: The House Call, SGA, John/Rodney, anonymous emrinalexander January 9 2007, 04:46:52 UTC

This was incredibly hot and sweet at the same time, just lovely! I ended up wanting John to come back and then just stay forever *G*.

Re: The House Call, SGA, John/Rodney, anonymous barely_bean January 9 2007, 04:48:58 UTC

I love you! So fucking hot, with John being all "I know what you need" and Rodney reluctantly trusting and YAY!!!

Re: The House Call, SGA, John/Rodney, anonymous cleito January 9 2007, 05:00:00 UTC

And after Rodney solves the Millennium Problem and wins his million dollars he can hire John full time! Eeee! KeptJohn is a favorite of mine.

Re: The House Call, SGA, John/Rodney, anonymous runpunkrun January 9 2007, 05:01:23 UTC

Mm, porn! And high class call girl boy, John! Clearly what will happen next is Rodney will win his million dollars and then John will become his kept man.

Re: The House Call, SGA, John/Rodney, anonymous vissy January 9 2007, 05:09:55 UTC

AWESOME like Rodney's bum.

Re: The House Call, SGA, John/Rodney, anonymous amothea January 9 2007, 06:17:57 UTC

i liked this. :) the ending was perfect. :)

Re: The House Call, SGA, John/Rodney, anonymous malnpudl January 9 2007, 07:29:35 UTC

Oh, I loved this!

Re: The House Call, SGA, John/Rodney, anonymous terribilita January 9 2007, 07:31:01 UTC

AU prostitute fics are one of my favorite guilty pleasures. And dammit, they are so rarely done this well. This was hot and sweet, but sad too; I want more so badly. Lovely.

Re: The House Call, SGA, John/Rodney, anonymous isiscolo January 9 2007, 08:34:31 UTC

Ooh, this was awesome!

Re: The House Call, SGA, John/Rodney, anonymous rodneyscat January 9 2007, 09:10:11 UTC

Oh god, that's good!! I can so see Rodney making use of an escort service, because it's an efficient way to schedule getting off. Being all businesslike and then being bowled over by John's smirking confidence that he's good at his job. It's really hot seeing Rodney melt like that.

Re: The House Call, SGA, John/Rodney, anonymous sageness January 9 2007, 11:43:32 UTC

Awwww, Rodney broke his regime, and it's all John's fault. *g*

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