Porn Battle (The Best of Three)
THE PORN BATTLE (BEST OF THREE) IS A GO
To join the battle, all you need to do is pick a prompt from below (any prompt, even if it's your own) and write the porniest bit of fiction you can, or make the hottest manip or painting or vid or song. That's all folks - just one bit of steamy, panty-wetting porn. Make it as kinky or as subtle as you like, but make it hot, melt your readers, create a stampede to all the fannish bunks worldwide.
When you've written/painted/made it, paste it into the comments here. Once you've done that, you can post it wherever else you want.
You may enter as many times as you like, so long as each entry is completely separate (not a series of linked pieces). Also, please do not link to old work - this should be something new, produced for the challenge, based on one of the prompts.
THE RULES
1. It must fit in one comment, so the limit is 4,300 characters (there's no minimum limit). It can be part of a longer piece that you may post elsewhere, as long as it's something new and based on one of the prompts, but I all want here is the porn! If you make art, if it's larger than 350 px wide, please use a thumbnail linking directly to the piece (directly to the artwork, not a post or site). The thumbnail can be up to 350 px wide, and 300 px high, and should include as much of the art as possible.
2. Important! Please use the subject line of your comment to identify the snippet, like so: Title, prompt (i.e. Fandom, Pairing, prompt word). For example, I might write: "Staying Awake, One Tree Hill, Lucas/Nathan, rain", or "The Sun Has Gone Down, Crossover, Torchwood/Stargate Atlantis, Jack/John, under fire". (See the the first comment for a story example, or here for an art example if you're still not sure).
3. You have one week - the post will close for new entries next Monday, 15th January, at 9 pm UK time. That's 10 pm in most of Europe, 4 pm in New York, 1 pm in Los Angeles and 5 am on Tuesday in Brisbane (I think!).
4. Please don't post anything but stories or feedback/feedback replies (to individual stories) here. If you've got any questions or comments, please leave them on my initial post about the porn battle, not on this post. I'd like to keep this purely for the porn (and feedback on the porn - readers/voyeurs, please do show the writers/artists much love for their porny offerings).
5. If you make a vid or record a song, please either provide a permanent link, or email me (oxoniensis @ gmail.com) and I'll upload it for you and provide a link. If you prefer, for vids only, a link to an LJ post is fine rather than posting the actual download link in the comments.
THE PROMPTS
I have no idea how many prompts or fandoms there are - I lost count around 2,400 prompts, and there were two pages of prompts after that! As for fandoms, there are many! Many!!
Popular pairings with multiple prompts have the prompts in a list after the name: eg Bones, Booth/Hodgins, believe/break/fever/mark/scars/sweat - there are six separate prompts for this pairing, not one long prompt. If there is no prompt after a pairing, then no prompt was given, and you can write what you want.
I've tried to sort out multiple prompts for the same pairings, but I'm sure some have slipped me by. So if you're looking for crossovers, it's worth checking under Alias/Smallville and Smallville/Alias, and if you're after Willow/Faith you might also want to look for Faith/Willow. Certain people offered their first born/themselves as slaves if their prompts were written - check out the prompt post if you want to know if you're getting extra love for writing a particular prompt!
I couldn't fit all the prompts on one post, so I've put them in an external link. I hope no one has any problems viewing them.
[ click here for the prompts ] [ large print version ]
Make porn!!
ETA: There's a little website now, if you want to search for stories by fandom or author.
TIME'S UP FOLKS!
ROUND-UP TO BE POSTED TOMORROW, ALONG WITH THE FINAL SITE UPDATE