Better purchase a pipe and a tweed jacket with leather patches on the elbows, to enhance the effect of the wise instructor.
Every time I mention growing facial hair to Caitlin she gives me this squinty look and says something like: "So, how do you like MY apartment?" or "Have you checked in with the INS lately?"
a) have a very nice pipe. it's wooden. i've never smoked it, but it tastes like tobacco, BECAUSE IT IS SECOND-HAND. (insert comment about second hand smoke here). Really, it's like i'm sucking on some old man's lips. I wonder if he died from the pipe-smoking, and that's why his family sold the pipe. creepy.
a.5) I also have a really nice corn-cob pipe - made from real corn! - that Bob Dicke got me that summer. also second hand. Pipes help me think.
b)I have gone shopping for that tweed jacket with the leather so many times, and never found it. seriously, i can't find it anywhere. if you know of anywhere that sells a nice one, and by nice i mean suitably stereotypical, let me know. i will buy it. also, it must be cut for an asian man. because i am asian.
paige is being really nice about this beard. she's being very supportive, and even helped me through a moment of shaving related weakness... don't worry, the beard is still growing.
she was not so nice when i tried to grow a soul patch months ago,
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Every time I mention growing facial hair to Caitlin she gives me this squinty look and says something like: "So, how do you like MY apartment?" or "Have you checked in with the INS lately?"
Keep the updates coming...
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a) have a very nice pipe. it's wooden. i've never smoked it, but it tastes like tobacco, BECAUSE IT IS SECOND-HAND. (insert comment about second hand smoke here). Really, it's like i'm sucking on some old man's lips. I wonder if he died from the pipe-smoking, and that's why his family sold the pipe. creepy.
a.5) I also have a really nice corn-cob pipe - made from real corn! - that Bob Dicke got me that summer. also second hand. Pipes help me think.
b)I have gone shopping for that tweed jacket with the leather so many times, and never found it. seriously, i can't find it anywhere. if you know of anywhere that sells a nice one, and by nice i mean suitably stereotypical, let me know. i will buy it. also, it must be cut for an asian man. because i am asian.
paige is being really nice about this beard. she's being very supportive, and even helped me through a moment of shaving related weakness... don't worry, the beard is still growing.
she was not so nice when i tried to grow a soul patch months ago,
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seriously. it's like each hair folicle hates the other ones and so won't get close enough to each other to give me the appearance of manhood.
i'm just trying to be a man, hair folicles. sheesh.
my nipples have beards. why can't my face?
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