Norma is innocent and has a certain role that if its true I don't want to like, out her so I wont say it (This is the less insane one)
More insane and the one Im afraid of sharing because I don't want to pull the bomb card so honestly don't look much into it please: Eleanor is the assassin Wheel, and today they rolled Bomb. Since Vlad got some side eyes yesterday, they decide 'Hey we might not role this again. lets take our chances' and have Vlad push for Eleanor to look innocent. Since there is a back up, they won't lose their wheel anyway, so its not a bad sacrifice to make.
Vlad looks super innocent, they take out one of us with Eleanor, their Wheel goes to the backup so other than a number, they don't lose anything, and actually gain trust for an assassin.
LIKE I SAID SUPER CRAZY PROBABLY NOT TRUE PLZ DON'T THINK IM PULLING THE BOMB CARD
That... would be crafty and horrible. I'm not changing my vote now, but I'm also not completely sold on Vlad being innocent if Eleanor is an assassin. Assassins do vote for other assassins. But it would move him a lot lower on my list...
I'm not changing my vote either. I don't think people should.
Its a nutty thought.
Another nutty thought is even though I think Mark is like, one of the most innocent, he's actually an Assassin and is super sneaky. But thats based on absolutely nothing but Paranoia. I actually do think he's innocent.
If he's super sneaky, he's getting unicorn-punched! But, Mark is actually at the bottom of my list. I can't be sure about anybody, but I'm most trusting him. He hasn't met Dipper, but he already loves him. How could he be bad? Actually, I think you'd love Dipper too. You'd do nerd stuff together and eat cheesy crackers.
My crazy theory that I hope isn't true is that yesterday was a save for Holtzmann, and you are the sneaky assassin. Like the sneakiest of sneaky assassins. But that's more just the uh-oh feeling in my guts that this place brings up. I mostly think you're not a bad guy.
No cheesy crackers then.... *gasps* does that mean you don't like nachos? That'll be okay. Soos always eats them all anyway. Do you have strong feelings on freezy pops?
I agree with Vlad on almost everyone so I'm hoping its not true, but its just one of those things that pass through my head. Hence the crazy theory parts.
I hope I'm not right.
I also hope by sharing my theories I'm not like, digging my own grave. I sort of felt safe sharing because I'm on most peoples innocent list, but I know the one who shots "BOMB" right before an assassin is lynched gets suspected.
Which is why I'm trying to clarify I'm not trying to shout bomb.
I hope I'm wrong. I think I'm probably wrong. Thats why I don't want anyone to read too much into it.
but a small part of me needed to share it just in case I was right because then Im all I CALLED IT and there is proof but shh we're not talking about how egotistically crappy that is
-Phil ((thats literally the best gif response. 10/10 did cackle))
No, I get it! If my brain ever came up with such a thing, I'd definitely want it out there on the off chance I was right so I could be like 'YES!!!! I TOLD YOU!!!! I'M SO GOOD AT THIS.
More insane and the one Im afraid of sharing because I don't want to pull the bomb card so honestly don't look much into it please:
Eleanor is the assassin Wheel, and today they rolled Bomb. Since Vlad got some side eyes yesterday, they decide 'Hey we might not role this again. lets take our chances' and have Vlad push for Eleanor to look innocent. Since there is a back up, they won't lose their wheel anyway, so its not a bad sacrifice to make.
Vlad looks super innocent, they take out one of us with Eleanor, their Wheel goes to the backup so other than a number, they don't lose anything, and actually gain trust for an assassin.
LIKE I SAID SUPER CRAZY PROBABLY NOT TRUE PLZ DON'T THINK IM PULLING THE BOMB CARD
-Phil
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-Mabel
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Its a nutty thought.
Another nutty thought is even though I think Mark is like, one of the most innocent, he's actually an Assassin and is super sneaky. But thats based on absolutely nothing but Paranoia. I actually do think he's innocent.
-Phil
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My crazy theory that I hope isn't true is that yesterday was a save for Holtzmann, and you are the sneaky assassin. Like the sneakiest of sneaky assassins. But that's more just the uh-oh feeling in my guts that this place brings up. I mostly think you're not a bad guy.
-Mabel
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I'm not though. I'm just a Phil.
I 100% understand that feeling though, I have it for a few people I think are innocent.
I'm sure I'd love to do nerdy stuff with Dipper! I'll pass on the cheesy crackers though...I don't like cheese
-Phil
((Edit to add the stuff about dipper))
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-Mabel
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Freezy pops? Like Ice lollies? I like those, yeah!
-Phil
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I'm curious what role you think I have. But I won't ask, so there's not even a temptation to reply with a yes or no.
Fingers crossed that you're wrong about your bomb theory though.
That's pretty convuluted. And just when I began to like Vlad more.
- Norma
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I hope I'm not right.
I also hope by sharing my theories I'm not like, digging my own grave. I sort of felt safe sharing because I'm on most peoples innocent list, but I know the one who shots "BOMB" right before an assassin is lynched gets suspected.
Which is why I'm trying to clarify I'm not trying to shout bomb.
-Phil
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but a small part of me needed to share it just in case I was right because then Im all I CALLED IT and there is proof but shh we're not talking about how egotistically crappy that is
-Phil
((thats literally the best gif response. 10/10 did cackle))
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