In Wolof, the word for "to work" is the same as the verb "to have a curse put on (someone)"

Dear Crackheads of Gainesville,

Look to your left before you decide to prance and dance into the bike lane to get onto the bus. This way, I will not headbutt you into the ground all Ric Flair style.

Sincerely yours,
Perry Max Leibovitz

11/2, Menomena is playing in Tallahassee. Having never ventured up to Tally as an adult, I would very much like to. Is anyone else in to do such a feat?

...and now, the window does not shut.

Tonight, I snuck out of my bedroom window. Having never done this before in my life, I'm sure you can understand the rush I felt. Left with so many options of what I could do, I decided to do that which is natural.

I think next time, I'm just going to pee from the windowsill.

Man, I wish people wouldn't flirt with me when I am clearly uncomfortable about it. I guess I'm not too clear most of the time, but I think subconscious body language works on some degree to everybody. No worries though because I am oh so happy ( Read more... )

It always boggles me how I can make a joke about scoliosis or talk about my dad's failed attempts at setting up a wireless connection at my household in South Florida in the span of two days and tell said joke to an almost scoliosis haver and my dad can figure out his Internet woes.

I never thought the day would come when I ate at Gator Dawgs more than I eat at Leo's, but damn, I couldn't be happier.

So I lost my iPod. I've been thinking about making a facebook group/event and making Myspace bulletins about paypalling me a dollar or sending me a check or giving me a dollar in person since I think I have 400 friends/acquaintances that could see the justification in giving me a dollar to help out my cause. I even verbalised this before making ( Read more... )

Dear Melissa,

I saw Brazil today. Twice. I enjoyed it greatly. I tell you this because I like your icon.

Sincerely yours,
Perry