Naughty!Bad!Wrong! Porn: You Know What I Want 01/02

[overnighter]

Happy Monday, all and sundry. This is the much-delayed dirty!bad!wrong porn to help start your Christmas season off right.

It's dedicated to Maudgonne, who asked for it so long ago that I can't remember when, and while it's not the continuation of After the Fall, it does feature bad, bad, bad wrong parings. To wit: Ryan/Caleb. Ryan/Other. Ryan/Sandy. Ryan

Comments

[finlee]

Holy Crap! I am stunned and I'm not sure what to say. I was holding my breathe along with Summer and Seth. Caleb is such a fucking bastard. Trey looks out for his little brother and Caleb holds it against Ryan. Fuck head.

And poor Ryan! Will he ever stop being tortured in fanfiction? I'm speechless. I can't wait until tomorrow. I will have to read both chapters together.

[overnighter]

So, what you're saying is that I shouldn't try for a job writing Hallmark cards anytime soon?

Maybe the next chapter will end on a note of hope.

[brandywine421]

*flails*

*twitches*

*dies*

[overnighter]

Good? bad? You've called Homeland Security on me? What?

[maudgonne]

Oh, man. I'm not easy to shock, but . . . I'm shocked. That is some of the wrongest porn I have ever read, even including, er, non-LJ porn. Like Finlee, I was holding my breath.

And the clincher? You described Caleb's cock, sort of, which makes you the dirtiest person on my friendslist. Yes, the dirtiest. Caleb's cock. I feel dirty just having inspired this.

I think part of what makes this so very frightening is that it's so real, and so detailed, and often so beautifully written. I am terrified to read the next installment. But also? I can't wait. You do wrong!porn so very well.

[elzed]

You, madam, have a lot to answer for! This is, indeed, the shockingest, baddest, wrongest porn I have read in a while. And like you, I am really quite scared about what's coming next, 'cause it doesn't look like it's pretty. That Ryan/Sandy/Seth fills me with apprehension.

It makes Walter's over the top family scene seem almost sweet and romantic...

[maudgonne]

Me? Ha! Our dear Overnighter can blame me all she wants, but this did not come from my dirty mind. All I asked for was dirty!wrong!porn! and this is what I got. The wrongest porn EVER.

And I kind of love her for it. And you're right about Walter!

[overnighter]

So I'm the dirtiest, am I? I think that's very age-ist of you. :)

I'm feeling very pervy this morning -- who knew I had it in me? (Shush. I know not of what you speak.)

At least I haven't killed any puppies. Yet. Or, you know, made them a part of the action.

I think I might need to go to confession before Christmas Eve Mass this year, something tells me.

[theletterelle]

...

Ryan angst of the highest order.

I love you.

*thud*

[overnighter]

Thanks! The line for the handbasket ride to Hell forms to the left.

[ashlified]

I have to with what cereselle said

...

Are all those pairings you listed at the top of the page going to be in this one story? That would be/will be insane.

I'm guessing the good thing about this is that it's not a secret anymore, and maybe Seth and Summer can save him? But the humiliation...gahh. So complex!

[overnighter]

Okay, now I really am going to Hell. Are you old enough to be reading this filth, young lady?

And yes, the rest of the pairings appear in the next chapter.