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Overheard on a tram this morning. Three schoolgirls are talking about a different girl in their class.
Girl 1: She was really upset that she didn't get Premier's Reading Challenge captain.
Girl 2: So we told her she should try going for Environment captain.
Girl 1: Yeah. But then she started crying and stuff, going, 'I can't be Environment captain because I drink human blood!'
Girl 3: ...What?
Girl 2: We tried to comfort her. We told her that she's not really Bella Swan.
Girl 3: She seriously thinks she's Bella Swan? But Bella wasn't a vampire for most of the series...
Girl 2: Apparently.
Girl 1: She should just go for Social Service instead.
Girl 1: She was really upset that she didn't get Premier's Reading Challenge captain.
Girl 2: So we told her she should try going for Environment captain.
Girl 1: Yeah. But then she started crying and stuff, going, 'I can't be Environment captain because I drink human blood!'
Girl 3: ...What?
Girl 2: We tried to comfort her. We told her that she's not really Bella Swan.
Girl 3: She seriously thinks she's Bella Swan? But Bella wasn't a vampire for most of the series...
Girl 2: Apparently.
Girl 1: She should just go for Social Service instead.