Sort of Drunken AU Antics

[overacting]

*For once, camp is quiet. A lone actor sits ouside his cabin, distracted by the book he's reading*

*Enter stage left?*

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[head_playboy]

*carrying a large package in his hands*

Hey, Masao.

[head_playboy]

Sure. I'm not asking you to admit anything. Not until the fifth drink at least.

[overacting]

There's nothing to admit.

*raise glass for a toast?*

[head_playboy]

*raises*

To camp, for being nice at least this time.

[overacting]

*clinks glass*

To camp, till the day they finally let me out.

[head_playboy]

*pours again*

So, no happy memories at all?

[overacting]

*sips slowly*

I didn't say that.

[head_playboy]

*sips*

Then, tell me a good memory. You always tell me too much about the bad stuff.

[overacting]

Well, I'd have to think about it for a moment. They say it's the bad memories that tend to stick around, you know.

[head_playboy]

Well, after a year, probably. But that's why it's important to remember the good ones.

[overacting]

Well, the indoor jello rain was amusing.

And I have to admit, it was very amusing to be a woman for a while!

[head_playboy]

Really? It wasn't that nice for me. It wasn't that bad, but not exactly amusing.

[overacting]

*shrugs*

Oh, and I got to ride a giant yellow chicken.

[head_playboy]

Here's to your giant yellow chicken.

*clings glasses*

[overacting]

That was so utterly ridiculous.

*gulps the rest of the drink*

What is this stuff anyway??

[head_playboy]

It's supposed to be. It's the whole point.

*pouring once again*

No idea, there's no label. But it astes like alcohol, smells like it and it didn't kill or change either uncle, Nakatsu or anyone else that tried it.