[Video]

[outsidewindows]

[When the video clicks on, it shows a very clear view of Lucifer. He's standing on the Wall, looking rather pleased with himself. Behind him, in the Wastelands, is a lot of smoke. Mostly because something is burning.]

This past week has been so inspiring. Hasn't it, Jinx?

Mmm, indeed it has.

[That's about when Jinx walks into the picture. Gray

Comments

[painhumbles]

[GOLF CLAPS]

Congratulations. You two have just taken cliche villainy to a new level. All Lucifer needs is a mustache. I hope you play this one back for little Damian one day and laugh about how silly Momsy and Pop were back in the day.

[outsidewindows]

The Omen doesn't mix well with cartoon villain references, Gabriel.

[painhumbles]

Your sex stains don't go with the drapes in the kitchen either, but that didn't stop you two.

[outsidewindows]

Mm, well I think that particular idea from one of your 'bikini maids'.

Besides--it's about time we began investigating the Animus again.

[sonny_delight]

Hey, Jinx. [S-So bored.] You forgot to lift your leg and piss on him. I don't think we got the message.

[Switching gears now: she shifts position and looks suddenly quite a bit brighter, if still dry as fuck.] Why the hell would you want art like that washed away?

[outsidewindows]

Sonja. [This is called a warning. Which she gets, because she's, well. Sonneillon.]

You're always welcome to add your personal touch.

[sonny_delight]

Lucifer. [This is called being perfectly cordial with no outward show of respect at all. Hey, some of us know how to handle ourselves in public.]

It's a great concept, real vision here- I can definitely get a feel for what you're going for, but the artistic execution of it lacks an essential focus.

[outsidewindows]

Oh? This was just a message. Would you have spelled out words?

[video]

[kill_joo_ded]

...Thinking about skinning yourself and selling it next?

[No, seriously. Killua has seen so much worse. But usually it actually has a reason behind it. What is this crazy.]

[video]

[outsidewindows]

Capitalism only flourishes if there are consumers.

[video]

[kill_joo_ded]

There has to be at least one other sicko around here. Couldn't be that hard for you to find him.

[Video]

[wingsandwill]

[Normally, when he sees something so disturbing he can't even brain it, he just doesn't respond and pretends it didn't happen. This is too over the top even for that and there's only one thing he can say, which he saves specifically for special occasions.]

What the hell.

[Video]

[outsidewindows]

You've been around the Winchesters too long. Did you ever think about how little sense that saying makes?

[Video]

[wingsandwill]

[Really. You're going to argue semantics after that post.]

It's a colloquialism. I'm certain you know this.

[Video]

[outsidewindows]

[Talking about Hell to Lucifer begets semantics debates ok.]

Yes, but colloquialisms seem a bit...out of your norm.

[swordoffate]

What are you two doing?

[I mean, obviously, it's clear what they're doing. But at the same time, he has to ask the question.]

[hexdontlie]

Just having a little fun, Mikey.

[swordoffate]

[Okay whatever. He's not even going to comment on their relationship; they can do what they want as far as he's concerned.]

Don't burn anything important.

[But he's not saying put it out either. He kind of likes the fire. Just be careful with it.]

[hexdontlie]

Which is why we did it on the other side of the wall.

[She smiles.]

I miss seeing your face around. Think you could come over sometime soon and tell Gabriel to get out?