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[outprideful]

For some reason, I have this huge... urge... to talk about how I almost died under a big mountain of my books. What the hell? This... this is probably a curse, isn't it? Or maybe I'm just dying of loneliness. Fuck.Back then, I was living alone, of course! Shelves were functional and all, but for a bachelor living in a bachelor's apartment, they

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[lyra_of_dust]

You were almost... crushed by books? That would have been a stupid way to die!

[outprideful]

It would have been. Dammit, I didn't die!

[lyra_of_dust]

...

Were you hurt?

[outprideful]

IT MISSED.

[politehulk]

That would definitely have been an ironic death.

[outprideful]

That fact isn't lost to me at all whenever I remember that memory.

[terrorring]

Pshh. You almost got killed by books? How stupid.

....You read picture books? Fitting.

[outprideful]

Like hell you know anything about the kind of books I read.

And you know that because you read them, huh?

[terrorring]

It doesn't matter which kind of books. You were still stupid enough to almost get killed by them.

I'm minoring in literature, you bastard.

[outprideful]

Oh really?

I wonder why that is?

[chupaflavors]

Why do you have so many books?

[outprideful]

I like books.

[chupaflavors]

But it's not good if you have so many it could kill you!

[outprideful]

When stacked properly, they're not dangerous at all.