Voicemail

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I've been told that if you speak a message, this machine will save it, so that I may retrieve it and respond to you later. Please do so, for I would not wish to miss you.

*BEEP*

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Voice Mail Madness

[not_fangirl]

If people are going after you for radio last night, don't expect me to bail you out, got it?

Crazy Phone Day

[shiniernyours]

[From here]

"Yeah, jerk?"

"And it's not like you've got enough cash to afford my lapdancing skills," he added.

Re: Crazy Phone Day

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Phone Hijinxs!

[stupid_toasters]

[ From here! ]

"Frak you, you frakking frakker! I am not short, you can eat mud, you idiotic moron. Maybe I'll shove that cue stick up your ass!"

Re: Phone Hijinxs!

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Crazy Phone Day

[screwyoumarvel]

(From here)

Yes, hello, Miss, you seem to have gotten the wrong number. At least, I can't recall anyone calling me a cowboy before. Also, I really can't sing.

Phone Madness!

[raspberryturk]

"What? Honey? Babe? What'd I do to deserve the cold shoulder from you, now? This ain't about me always goin' on about Petey havin' no nuts, is it? That'd make anyone kinda desperate, zoto! I mean, Petey don't care if it's true, right? Tell you what, I'll make it up to you! An' to Petey too, yo. Handcuffs and cat treats, in that order. Okay? Maybe?"

[From here!]