Title: Croatoan Christmas
Author: Outlawradio
Pairings/Characters: Dean/Castiel, reference to Chuck
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 85
Disclaimer: I don't own them; Hugh Martin owns the song and Kripke owns the characters. Just playing.
Warnings: Spoilers for Episode 5.04 "The End"
Summary: A Christmas Carol for Camp Chataqua, 2014.
Author's Notes: Song Parody Crack. Thanks to
lola_thursday for the beta.
Have yourself a Croatoan Christmas
If your eyes turn black
There’s a demon in you making you attack
Have yourself a Croatoan Christmas
If you’re infected
Fearless leader’s gonna shoot you in the head
Here we are, in apocalypse
TP’s what we miss
Most of all
Adoring gazes from Castiel
Is he doing well?
Not at all…
Very soon we hope to start rebuilding…
That’s if we survive…
Next year we don’t know if we will be alive
So let’s enjoy our Croatoan Christmas… now…