Hi everybody! My mystic name is Kalure, but call me K. That letter means a lot to me ( Read more... )

once i was the Queen of the Junior Mints! We were a proud race.. and rubbed lots of elbows with the other movie candy faeries..we were sadly decimated by those damn dove ice cream bites.
in my second life i was a blender..uneventful really...and now i am the long forgotten soap on a rope. only looked happily upon by outdated 80's comedians.

i am new but so glad i found this place ( Read more... )

I have a problem that only you caring people can help me with ( Read more... )

I've been thinking about my true otherkin self, perhaps I'm deluded ( Read more... )

For the last few weeks I have been in mortal turmoil. Yes, dear friends, my very existance has been placed under the giant, scruntinizing eye of my desktop microscope of the soul. I have, at one time or another, identified with every single appliance in my Kitchen, slept with all of them, and attempted sexual intercourse with half of them. Still I ( Read more... )

I think I used to be a toaster. Help!

*Affectionately regurgitates into all your beaks/mouths ( Read more... )

My whole life, I've had these tremors, and a fascination with female genitalia, and now I know what I used to be. A vibrator.
Are there any other vibratorkin out there?

Hello all. I am brand new here. I was having some difficulties dealing with my split personality, but was so releived to find you all. You see, I was born a human, but sometime in the early 90s I was awakened to my other half.... that of an IBM 286 PC. I guess back when they all went the way of the dinosaurs, some of them were looking for a way ( Read more... )